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Best thing you’ve stolen from a client site?

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Nothing. All the really cool stuff has been at secure facilities where they check bags on the way in and out.

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Never saw anything worth taken, though have had some of my stuff disappear on client site (mouse, keyboard, cables, that kind of stuff)

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Hopes and dreams of the people impacted by the 30% headcount reduction

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Ouch

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My wife

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My box of badges.... sorry 😐

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Once there was half a chocolate donut in the break room.

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It was appreciated 🖤

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umm nothing personally...but I'm sure our bill rate for the services we provide are wayyyyy above and beyond.
#HighwayRobbery

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Wireless mouse. EY only gives us wired

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Ohhhhh kaaaay HR

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CEO’s heart #alphamove

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You all are boring! My last job I was working at a car manufacturer. I would take my car to their onsite gas station for their R&D vehicles and fill it up every week. #poorsecurity

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Damn. Which OEM? Couldn’t have been Chrysler. They have that area locked down really tight.

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Just my time

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A cup, it fit in my had perfectly. Never regretted it.

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I never buy pens anymore. :-)

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Power cord

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Docking stations

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Android tablet, Roku, too many iPhone cables to count

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What??? Android tablet? Was it a firm device? Also who has roku in the office lol

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Printer paper

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Nothing. Never saw anything worth stealing

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A projector, Bluetooth speaker, logo coffee mugs, and a docking station for dual monitors

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