Best/craziest firm holiday party stories. Go!

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I posted a similar post and got blocked for 72 hours lol

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@SC2 - my new hire class has been called the "most incestuous class" because everyone slept with everyone

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Not really crazy but every year we end the night at the strip club. Great times

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In my defense, this is my first Go post hahaha

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The GO post... I am looking for the Go haters to start commenting! Hahaahha

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Better yet, what's the "welcome to EY/Deloitte/etc" hook up stories like.

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Ignorance is never a defense.

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Partner got in an argument with a manager and pushed him at an after party. Got a call from HR a few weeks later asking about it... Couldn't believe the Mgr filed a formal complaint..

Went to a chill bar for a project holiday party in dc on a saturday night. Came to in the vip section of a club at a table surrounded by 10 ridiculously hot girls. To this day i have no idea what i said - but i was definitely the life of that party

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