Bhai mein Goa gaya tha
Ek ladki mili tinder pe. Bolti tattoo banaati hai
Meine Instagram page wagerah check kiya to legit laga
Tattoo design bhi finalise kar liya. But it seemed a bit shady as she had called me around 10 pm in the night for the appointment saying "i usually work best at night"
Tumhare bhai ne dimaagh ka button kar liya off aur chala gaya. In the middle of the tattoo work her machine stopped working and I had to catch a flight next day.
Now I have an incomplete tattoo on my back😀

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She said "she works best at night". Tattoo to bahana tha, lekin tum signal samjhe hi nahi, sach me tattoo banwane lage 🤦🏾‍♂️

Aur machine kharab nahi hui hogi, usne Jaan boojh ke beech me roka hoga, kyoki wo hairaan ho gayi hogi ki ladka to tattoo hi banwane lag gaya. Aur tum ishara samajhne ke jagah nikal gaye 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

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OP, in case you couldn't follow ZS10's hint, he isn't talking about tattoo complete karane ka job. 😛

bhai the point is teko goa meintinder pr ladki mili aur tu bus tattoo banwa ke agya? wo bhi adhuri

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Hahaha haan bhai
Mein put off ho gaya aur meri fatt gayi ki ye kya kawra liya 😂
Hangover 4.0

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That girl be like

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I can help

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Better than Majnu bhai ka ghoda in Welcome

Bhai tune galt sun liya hoga, “Kehti tattoo bnaati hai” ki jagah “kehti chutiya bnaati hai” bol rahi hogi

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Ban to wahi gaya bhai 😂
Zindagi bhar yaad rahega ye experience

Insta id bta de bhai, next time s wahan to nahi jaenge😂😂

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Kya bro, raat ko gya aur vo bhi apna tattu banwane.

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Thank god tu Goa me tha, Bangkok me nahi

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In today's episode of things that didn't happen

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Flight next day ki le leta bro.

Nahi bhai
Usse karwana hi nahi tha
Itna unprofessional. Now I'll get it overdone by my tattoo artist. And I blindly trust this guy.
Damage had already been done aur kharab nai karna tha
To sum it up here's a picture below for my bros

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