Big chunk of my life savings have been in Tesla. Hold me, hug me, 😢, or hate me

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Is probably sell…he borrowed against Tesla to save Twitter, but Twitter will be hard to save while he’s in leadership.

Never gonna let it go

🫂 i feel ur pain, i was in ur shoes in Q1/Q2

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