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I want to make a switch to SD and grow my career in this module only.

Any suggestions, advices or any open opportunities are welcome.

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Manhattan - Old Forester 100, Carpano Antica Formula, Luxardo cherry, orange peel

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Bain & Company When I applied to Bain for my MBA internship I was rejected right away. I was told that Bain prefers unique profiles and does not care for pure engineering background. Is that true? How can I make my resume stand out? Would a custom cover letter help? Bain & Company

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I haven’t been at the market for 8 years, and I am struggling with bragging a lot. I don’t even know where it comes from but I downplay my achievements a lot. I practice Buddhism and bragging is not the best trait for a Buddhist for sure. But downplaying is not a Buddhist trait too.
So I guess the question here is how to reframe bragging into something more acceptable...

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Apollo Global, Mumbai, is hiring Analysts/Associate for
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• Risk team - Developing quant models for valuing Annuities, ALM management etc.
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If you have relevant experience, and are looking for a change, please DM me.

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I hear a lot about people saying they'd like to go into banking. But most of the time it seems like they really mean PE, which seems like a long shot to me

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Who wants to get 5 referral bonuses and hire 5 audit members that were promised a bonus on 6/30 and it still hasn’t hit our accounts? 🤣🤣

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Any recommendation for Cheap moving options from Wisconsin to Charlotte, NC.

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I got fired for being late 3 times and not nailing my first presentation. I feel like an idiot and now waiting on job replies is super stressful.

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If I am over qualified, can I pitch to the client they have as I am better then them?

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I currently have 7 years of experience (excluding internships where I have applicable experience):
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Brigsby would like you to know that shoes are the preferred cat bed, not BAGS, /Julius/

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Has your office put out a public statement about the war in Ukraine? Do you feel their intentions are authentic?

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When Facebook renamed to Meta,people started calling FAANG to MAANG

Can this be changed to MAANGO (little

meaningful :P) by adding Oracle??

It's definitely a good competitor. What's your thoughts?

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Kal Friday hai 🤧 I waited 4 days for u.

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Happy Independence Day 🇮🇳

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😂😂the real Pirate.

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BSR & ASSOCIATES LLP EY IndiaPwC IndiaDeloitte India

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Hey Fishes,
I am a software developer with ~4 years of experience. Recently I joined a coaching for preparation of some good companies like Google Amazon etc.. It is a small coaching class where I get coaching with 6 college students.
The issue is that the teacher we are having here is very strict, he will beat us like small kids and also make us murga for mistakes... At the same time he teaches superb good. Not sure if I should continue with the tution or not.

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Wake up tips ☺️

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Especially on weekends 😅

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😂
Source: LinkedIn

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Broadcom acquiring VMware in $61 billion.

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Well, that's one way to solve your problems!

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I was creating a hinge account during work and mistakenly used work Id to register.
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Story for most of us

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I am a boy and was made naked by my super-seniors during ragging in front of a girl. Now that same girl joined my team recently and she well recognises me.. I still feel a lot of shy/exposed in having any communication with her. ,😋 Also I doubt she may disclose my secrets to team mates as she befriends them gradually 😪😇. What to do..

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Work from home is creating frustration for single's 😂😝

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Let see what are the companies that have given diwali bonus to it's employees 🤔🤔🤔

First year in Publicis abhi tak kuch nahi diya..😭😭

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