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Biggest lies from your colleagues:

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We will be experiencing tremendous growth, and we will share and reap the rewards of our efforts!

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You should bill the hours worked if you exceed the 42 per week allotted on the sow

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You will learn at the cost of your earn😀😀.
You should know how to manage but learn to be managed
Your professional development is your(y...our) responsibility and your ability to earn is our responsibility ( this one we perform responsibly)

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This will be an EXCELLENT opportunity for you!

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This project could really define your career

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It’s not just PMO work

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D4 you realize Deloitte does a ton of FIAR work too right? Lots of staff aug going on at Deloitte Consulting.

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The SOW will be signed before we get started.

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I think I’ve only had 2 projects ever where this actually happened

You’ll have work-life balance in this project

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I’ll support you

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I know the deliverable deadline I set is ambitious, but we will work as a team to ensure it is completed.

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We are one team! This is what we’ve been preparing for!

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Sorry I was on mute

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I had a senior manager who did this all the time. He’ll be full on having an in person discussion with someone else then respond that he was talking on mute when he heard his name on the call. Cracked me up every time

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I’ll be back on tonight

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I understand the ask

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He is an expert at...

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This will only take a minute/hour/etc

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“This shouldn’t take more than a couple of [dozen of] hours"

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It's a reverse commute!

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"The hours on this account arnt always this bad I promise”

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The project might be in rural Ohio, but you can stay in Cleveland if you want

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Westfield?

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Everything after the split will be the same or better

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This is a meritocracy

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We always log off early on Fridays

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This is a great place to work.

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I made the first calls from the hotel

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I’m thinking about buying bitcoin just so I can tell everyone who doesn’t ask or care that I have bitcoin and they should too!

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best places to volunteer in manhattan?

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When you become OCD about your high utilization and don't want to take vacation

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Are there any other online communities that are good for discussions with Black professionals outside of consulting?

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How is FleishmanHillard NY?

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How many hours do you have budgeted and how many projects? I will have 55 hours on 3 projects. Feeling bit scared.

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EY employee here on H1B. Anyone have experience applying for a Brazilian work/business visa? How long does the process take?

Absolute number one shop in LA? ... If such a thing exsists.....

What do you do to stay focused? Some days I just can’t get my mind on to the task I need to do.

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I have recently joined deloitte ggn , so can someone let me know the nearest accomodation.

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Is it “standard” to split a referral bonus?

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Can you guys share some good ADs for Rolex and Cartier in NYC, preferably downtown area?

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Where one ends another roll-on begins

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How many of you own your own firm? What’s your take home/year? Revenue/year?

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What’s the base salary for an SAE in Texas?

Philly vs Austin - just moved to Austin and lost my job in October. Been job hunting since early November and so far no luck with the Austin market. Starting to get anxious about the uncertainty. Received an offer for Philly but I’ve never been...thoughts on living in Philly. Austin is nice, warm with many outdoor activities but Philly is close to a lot of cool cities in the NE. Thoughts? TIA!

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