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I had a client presentation today. In my head, I thought that I did really bad and I was really nervous while presenting. My self talk afterwards was all negative. I had recorded it and was even dreading going back and listening to how poorly I performed because I thought it would further destroy my confidence. But I decided to do it anyway and was pleasantly surprised that it wasn't as bad as I thought when I listened to it from a 3rd party perspective. Just thought I'd post this. (Contd)

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I’m planning on quitting my job but I am working out of town. I have a couple of interviews lined up in a different city but I am on the tail end of a large construction project which I am in the field managing. I feel like I’m having to babysit the project Monday-Saturday 7AM - 5PM. It’s becoming unbearable. How do I juggle interviewing when I am extremely busy on the jobsite and working in one of the most toxic environments I’ve ever been in. I don’t want to ruin relationships but I have to go

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End of the project delivery was last weekend and client wants me to stay just in case even though I’m told I have nothing to do. Roll off was rejected, any advice to get off?

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Hi Folks,

Anyone inside cognizant who is willing to be a part of python developement project please comment.
#UrgentRequirement #PythonDeveloper

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Hi All,

I have 2.6 YOE in EY as Client engagement service more like a non-technical Job .I am looking for any openings in Accenture.

will be happy if someone help me with it _thanks in advance 🥰

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I made a mistake. Told my client to write child support cheques for $800 instead of $1000. 😭😭 I’m worried and stressed about having to fix this on Monday. How do you deal when shit like this happens

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How’s Goldman Sachs project in PS for Java Microservices Architect with 12 YOE? I joined recently only, and going to request for this project.

I honestly save hundreds of dollars a month just by eating leftover food from client and team meetings for lunch and dinner.

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Hi Fishers,

Wanted a small help,
I recently got an offer from Telstra but in the Offer Letter its written- I am pleased to confirm your new offer of employment with Telstra Global Business Services LLP., an entity within the Telstra Group.

So does it mean that Telstra Services will be providing service to some other client or it provides services to its own product?

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Hi,
Currently I am working as an Associate since Jan. This year I have received client appreciation too.
Is there any chance to get next promotion in coming year?

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When you need to get off of a client asap

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Manager sent a request late on Wednesday asking me to submit a 2020 scheduling request for a client I previously worked on, and it’s due end of today. I have another client that I’m actually scheduled

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Just benched myself to get out of a toxic client relationship last week and already my mental state has significantly improved. I can’t stress enough that pulling the cord is always an option.

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Does Cognizant pays Allowance for working from Client's Office within same city in India?

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Does anyone here work at Deloitte’s technology risk management program? Curious to know what it’s like since it’s non-client facing

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I haven't join cgi yet but have acknowledged the client decalration form. Will there be any action on me if i didn't join?

Hi fishes ,
Anyone in program management ?! I have an interview on sat for program manager, it would be really helpful if I could get what are the selection criteria and what are they actually seeking during interviews for program manager . I’m an project manager with 6 years of experience in B2B model.

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Hi,
I left infosys 3 months back and joined wipro but I didn't find it comfortable here as polices and project I am allocated is also not good. Currently working as dot net developer and looking for opportunities in UIPath automation developer. Any leads please let me know any suitable openings. Due to 3 months notice period I am not getting any calls for interview.

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My Senior is clueless most of the times and is very rude to all his subordinates. Mentioned this a couple of times to my managers and my counsellor . They don’t seem to take any action. Is it common?

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Hi fishes,

Hows the work culture at Acuity?

Any inside tips?

What’s your average case load and type of case? Firm wants around 75-100. Basic car wrecks.

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Help please!
My YoE is 2 y 1 mo. Worked on Firmware Development and Linux Driver Development. Have good knowledge on OS internals. I've attended an 2 Technical rounds at Qualcomm and then HR called me to say that I'm selected. I have to send her my Current and Expected CTC and answers to few other HR round questions now on mail.
My current CTC is 3.6 LPA. How much can I expect?
Please note that I joined with Diploma in my current company. I'm currently pursuing BCA online.

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Since joining fishbowl, I am curious, what does everyone like most about this platform?

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Got waitlisted from my top choice. Any chances they might still admit? How do they decide between waitlisted members if it's unranked?

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Anyone willing to share what assets they're investing in with the extra money from being overemployed?

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Hi Guys,

Can anyone apprise me about the EA - Strategy and Innovation at Deloitte India?
How is wlb and growth?

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Anyone using cars registered in a different state in Bangalore?
Please let us know the issues faced / possible issues (assuming we have all the docs)

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As an analyst, can I expect to see a salary raise in a couple of weeks? Or an AIP? And if so how much of each?

Any leads for off-line part time jobs in Whitefield, Bengaluru?
(Early morning or Evening shift)..:)

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Feeling depressed even though I have two SM offers in hand and looking for advice. My first choice is Deloitte due to the type of work, slightly better comp and I’d like a change in culture, but I’m in my early 40s and the path to principal seems like a no-go due to age. Sounds like the path to MD isn’t clear and a huge step below principal. Accenture has a very clear path to MD. Even though I’m currently at accenture my network will not come into play. So let’s not consider that a factor.

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Black mirror is such a crazy show

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What is difference between HCL technologies and HCL technologies IOMC? Is it worth joining HCL IOMC?

Which one do you find to be a more important factor when picking between job offers, higher pay or exciting projects?

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Anyone get a vaccine based on employment eligibility? What kind of proof do you need to show? The new guidelines seem to include some in the legal profession I think..

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Looking for hybrid or remote work. Employment law or civil litigation. Does anyone know of any in CA? Bay Area.

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Only slightly late..

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Going back to the office be like

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The year is 2022, it is now a requirement to show a meme on your resume (right below your experience, but before your education).

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Yo McBee, start an Instagram page!

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Thanks for proving our point World Economic Forum, consulting jargon 101

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I employ a very...sensual method

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Snooze button. Old-school....

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I can't believe I was willing to pay full sticker price at an M7! For only five easy payments of $4.99...

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I guess i could just vamp for 20 minutes...

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Thats what the suit and tie are for

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This face mask just told me he works for Deloitte

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First time back at the Q Pub

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Ah shut up Justin

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Forever thrown under the bus

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Stop waisting time

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Some days it be like that.
How dare you?

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I hear you little baby, I hear you..

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Me too buddy, me too! 😂

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