"Hello from Auto-Replyyyyyy." - Adele... reading my Outlook inbox as I send emails on to the client on a Sunday during the holidays, per the partner's instruction.
When you're on the beach and end up working harder than when you're on a project... #notabreak
Has anyone ever worked on a "board development" project? What does that mean? What kind of consulting is it?
Having a crush on the senior on your new project... Until he says the F word.... (Fiancée) #foreversingle
If a client stood you up on a one on one meeting, what's the best way to handle a no-show? This meeting needs to be rescheduled.
Anyone else ever have a Tourette-like urge to shout "make your own fucking 'deck'!" to the clients? Even (especially) your project manager/boss? I have to actively restrain myself at times.
Client said they can't login to their computers today due to connectivity issues....oh darn 😍
When half of your team isn't traveling due to the snow and you reach the client coz you're from the west coast
The two people at my client who are former consultants are literally the only people around here who have any idea how shit gets done.
There's always that client who always grouchy, middle-age always pushes back and prolly single & has never felt a touch of a man, owns 10 cats and prolly a homophobic aunt, too.
When you planned on staying at the client site for the weekend, but your project launch went better than expected 🙌
When you get picked up on an out of town project based on "your resume and special skills and abilities"
Consulting is a special kind of hell..if you're SOW based, the MD is unhappy with the timelines. If you're time and material, the client is never happy with the timeline...smdh
PwCers: Advice on how to set up for a great career round table? Client work is fine but looking for other things. Have done some proposal work but what else should I look to do? I just joined in Oct
When you're working remote for a client in Australia and have to start your work day at 4 am to have some overlapping hours, then continue until 6 pm for another local client -___-
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I mentioned to a middle-aged man that I travel a lot and his first response was to ask me if my "daddy" worked for an airline...
Heart says buy a Tesla, mind says buy Toyota / Honda and invest the differential. Thoughts / advice?
When your Ex texts you about things she doesn’t know how to do and you send back your charge rate. #winning
Several friends have gone internal. What's the difference in salary and career progression between client facing consulting vs internal role?
Re: Facebook strategy vs fake news. Thoughts?
I usually join a meeting saying "hey guys".. I've always done this.. the other day someone in the call pointed out that not everyone in the meeting were male.. I was slightly taken aback . I use the term 'guys' in a completely gender neutral sense and thought that was the norm.. am I totally in the wrong here?
How do you guys deal with booking personal travel (eg weddings) in advance when you don't know if you're going to be able to use alt travel?
- The way the shooting of 2 Garmin engineer of Indian origin not reported in main stream media clearly demonstrates they are also racially biased, leave the president alone.
Said it before and I’ll say it again: Hyatt’s are woefully underrated. Walked in the front of my hotel wearing the “shit today was rough” look and a lobby clerk just hands me this on my way to my room
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