Bring your kids to work day edition:

“What I’m really concerned with is a head injury”

“Do you have to go potty before your meeting?”

Have you ever rekindled an abruptly ended relationship? What areas of alignment are recommended before embarking on this

Hi everyone! I’m new to Visa and currently trying to learn more about the different parts at the company. I’d love to learn more about the current projects/initiatives in VCA and Strategy. Let me buy you a coffee!

Hey remember when the top first hand source to testify said in his opening statement “There was quid pro quo” then entirely contradicted himself during questioning. Me too. Hilarious.

Moving into a new role to support marketing efforts of two smaller divisions under our brand umbrella. When I asked my boss what the job description was to create year end goals they told me to write one. . . Where do I start?

Hello Everyone. I have 4+ years of experience into web application development as a Node.js full stack. Can anyone please guide on how to get onsite opportunities or how to give interviews directly to abroad companies. Your guidance will be appreciated. Thank you!

My boss uses my first name in conversations with me a lot…like when starting a sentence. It feels like an intimidation tactic or manipulative. Can I say anything?

Hey all

Is there any

1.advantage/disadvantage when husband and wife working in same company ?
2. What policies are there when a couple work in same organization ?
To add - my wife is going to join IBM next month.

Promotion from consultant to senior consultant, and senior consultant to manager - what was your raise/ new pkg increment?

What’s the best advice you’ve ever gotten for dealing with the politics of making the work?

Worst experience with a celebrity talent??

Any agencies going back into the office next week? We’re finding remote work is more productive, and safer right now.

Interested in average age when folks make Partner / Principle at Deloitte Consulting? Thanks!

What's your go to office dress type shoe?

What is the sick leave policy in Big4/ACN in UK?

This platform has serious bug... Something fishy in it... Someday they may released buggy app and reveal our identity...

I’ve been working at this company for a year now and they’ve recently gone through a merger with another company. Now there are two sets of C level leadership. Everything is confusing and I feel like employees are being left in the dark. I asked someone in HR for some information as to Wage tables etc and haven’t received a response in over a month. There is no way of telling if this person even works here anymore!

More details in the comments…

Co-worker 1: why are you so mean?

Co-worker 2: I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter. Deal?

Me👂👂to 1 + 2: 😬🍿😂

Within the same meeting from the same person for two different things: "this is the absolutely number 1 priority" 🙄

How are priorities communicated in your company?

CxOs in a consulting firm say discovery phase is a bad thing to say. Instead, use roadmapping or planning. Edit: I’m confused. What’s wrong with discovery?

INTERN: Can you voice for me?
CW: Sure... but this script is for a sale that ended last weekend?
INTERN: Yeah I was slammed last week, I’m only getting to it now.

Requester: let me know your availability for a meeting
Me: 10-11am
Req: how about 12:30pm or 5pm?
Me: no

(Meeting ended up at 10:30-10:45am)

I’m way in over my head in my new job and I think I might be on the way out. What are some signs that you might be let go or transferred out?

Client talking about a problem: "this is the largest gaping hole I see, it keeps me up at night"

Other client: "hmm… let’s move on"

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

I want the juice from the food industry workers 🧐

I recently realized that the people who use the Oxford coma vs those who do not use the Oxford coma align with the people who I do not like and there people I like.

I was in a meeting, and there was a new attendee, a fellow Asian guy.

Senior member: “Hi [new attendee’s name], where are you from?”

New attendee: “from [city and state]”

Senior member: “No, where are you reeeeaaaallllyyy from?”

**awkward silence**

New attendee: “from God”

Well… 🫣

If you are an immigrant and people ask you where you are from, how do you usually respond?

How much should I be making as a medical secretary for NYU LANGONE?

Anyone have stories from the workplace with unethical experiences?

I have a sign in my space that reads :fuck around and find out.

Creative 1: “Do you even know what Squid Pro Quo means?”
Creative 2: “Yeah, it’s when you give me a squid and I give you a different squid back later.”

“Is your mom on FB? I just found a sub-Reddit called ‘Old People On FB’ and it’s great.”

Boss1: “Here, sign these.”
Me: “A job description addendum?”
Boss1: “To supplement your contract so you know what’s expected of you.”
Me: /starts reading/
Boss1: “What the—are you actually reading that?!”
Me: “Heck yeah, there might be something about my soul in here.”
Boss1: “Nah, it’s just stuff about conducting yourself appropriately, professional manner in action and speech, blah blah blah.”
Me: (dryly) “…I’m guessing these aren’t in YOUR contract.”
Boss1: /cracks up/

"We should have kept the staff at 50% all last year."

Hello,
I recently got a new job (I have only been there for two months) and today my manager told me that she does not have time to train me after I proposed a once a week 30 minute help session. Should I start looking for another job?