Brought and conquered for breakfast my leftover 4 ounces of cold Ruth's Chris Filet Mignon to the client today. How else could I give a nice little "fuck you" for almost two years of slavery to them?

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Slavery is unpaid, you're very well paid.

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Wait so to express your revenge, you ate a few bites of cold leftover steak at your desk? To show how shitty your life is? Or to show that you expenses a steak last night?

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Yikes that does not sound too appetizing...

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Cold steak for breakfast

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I would not assume that I was "very well paid" for what I did, the red eyes i had to take, the countless Thursday's lost. But hey that's just me

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Tell your client, nicely and respectfully, to f-off. Not sure why more consultants don't realize you can do this. They pay us, they don't own us.

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