Brought in some brownies the other day. The first thing the partner does is ask me if they’re “special” brownies lol

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The partner might think mighty "highly" of you...

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He’s trying to weed out the bad seniors

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Did you bring in the brownies for a “pot”luck

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The partner was too “blunt” on that one

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Was it a "joint” decision between you and the partner to post this here?

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That partner is "dope”

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He’s gonna “crack” the whip if u did

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"Hash"tag :getmeonthatteam

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Lots of “marijuana” puns in this thread.


Am I doing it right?

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‘Grass’hopper 😂

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Sounds like my kind of partner lol

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Well, the question still stands; are they special?

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Did you “hash” it out with your partner yet?

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A client reeked of weed every Saturday and the partner commented that she was most upset he didn’t share. One staff turned real red because he was a loser

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Omg...these puns though!!!

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Love all the comments!

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Was he from “Phillie”?

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The “grass” is always greener 😛

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Lol all these puns 😂

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How did they get "baked"

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That's a funny story.

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