Building had an annual fire drill.

Associate to building management: excuse me, we were not informed beforehand of the fire drill.

Those in the vicinity: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️🤦

Had my interview this past Monday.

My recruiter meets every Thursday to get feedback from the interviewer, so I’m not expecting to hear back until next Friday.

I get an email today, from a Googler, an invite to apply for a position. I did not accept or decline yet and I don’t have any details. I did look up the person who sent me the invite, the person is a regional lead.

Any ideas what this could be? I’m a bit nervous and don’t know if I should reach out to my recruiter to ask her?

How much cash do you give to your admin for a holiday gift? How much to paralegals?

Time to buy.

One of the most frustrating things is having the partner “de-prioritize” your deal. They stop responding to questions, take forever to review things you’ve sent them and act annoyed when you try to follow-up. Does anyone else experience this?

Anyone know why me two months ago impulsively took on a hefty Pro Bono case cuz my work seemed “light”? Current me would like to know…

As a female, I've had a hard time covering the Roe v. Wade news. Anyone else?

How is the work culture in clear tax? And job security @ clearTax India

Long shot but my husband is currently looking to switch career paths and transition into construction as a construction managers project assistant. If anyone has any connections or knows of any companies he should apply to in the area please let me know!

Is Mulesoft on downhill?

Integration is losing its glory?

Hi EA Team! I’m interested in hearing from you all, what kind of projects do you take on? In the EA role Besides the basics: of travel, expenses, calendaring, space captain, offsites. I ask bc my boss is offering me an opportunity to start getting more involved in the business he said, and i quote “i want you to be an extension of me” what kinda role is that? I love Ops work, i use to do it at a start up, and being in a global company now i realized how much calendaring is not my favorite lol

I am currently an accountant coordinator in the commercial property insurance with a property & Casualty.

I would love to work at Progressive Insurance. Does anyone know what entry-level roles are available at Progressive and about how much they pay?

Any advice would be greatly appreciated!

Kindly provide review on FIS as a company? I have exp of 9 years so please suggest should I join FIS or look out for other opportunities?

Kindly suggest

Does anyone live in the DMV area?

What does it mean when you are in pending status in the Nike app, for a pair of new releases sneakers 👟? New to this

I got 5.8 lacs as variable from infosys in offer letter. How much percentage infosys normally provide variable.

I am an Accountant who wants to be chartered (ACCA) and further my academic as well as my professional career in the UK. I need a job that can sponsor my Visa to the UK or part of it. Please, does anyone has an idea?

I ranked #1 on the Whova leaderboard at 2022 NPA Annual Conference! #NPA2022AC - via #Whova event app

Some jackass referred to a follow up email yesterday as a “tickle email.” I didn’t know whether to be creeped out or punch him in his wannabe buzzword face.

Man, "What? I'm in a meeting?"
Woman, "Did you leave the refrigerator door open again?"
Man, "I can't right now I'm in a meeting, can you close it"
Woman, "Please, make sure it's shut, how many times do I have to tell you. My breast milk is in there, I'm already taking care of one child I don't need another. I'm not your mother!"
Planner,"Hey man, we wanted to tell you but I guess you couldn't hear us. Your camera was off but you weren't on mute.'

"If 4 people die in company B they will break down, but it doesnt matter cause company A owns them"

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

Anyone hear about Samsung cleaning out their marketing team out of the New York office? Seems strange considering they just launched a new phone.

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

Coworker 1: “Happy Friday!” Coworker 2: “Can we just like not anymore please. Sorry, but come on.”

My colleague at work who’s in the junior parallel role / receptionist just drives me crazy. As a Marketing specialist, I oversee our social pages + following on requests from there. Yesterday she said - “Maybe you could also reply to all requests on our general customer email?” I said I don’t know how to prioritise with my main responsibilities - boss and big boss present and stayed silent. Poor time management / ignorance / passive aggression? Feel pity for her! 😡

Bring your kids to work day edition:

“What I’m really concerned with is a head injury”

“Do you have to go potty before your meeting?”

"How long do you go to jail if you don't pay your child support?" 💀

Starting Monday off with
“DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM??”

“Kill the babies, we’ll go ahead and shoot the older kids”

Partner: How are you?
Associate: Overworked and under paid, you?

“It puts the em dash in the pitch deck.” Copywriter to art director, Silence of the Lambs style

100% confirmed Apple getting into self driving Vehicles.

“Well, I guess I’ll take myself to YouTube University and figure it out.”

“YouTube University is better than most college degrees.”

I drink to survive.

2nd month into current job at an SME.
Culture is weird to say the least.
Owner’s wife is in charge of HR.
Broke the meeting room door when opening it.
Colleagues are saying I should draft a letter of apology and offer to compensate if I’m planning to stay in this company.

A little background on why they’re saying that. There was once a stain on the carpet of their previous office. The employees were made to fork out the bill for the cleaning.

Continued in the comments.

“Yeah me too, I always used to fall off the edge of the bed when I was younger."