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But where's the lie? Lol

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And Deloitte will help them recruit the necessary talent for it 🤟

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And McKinsey will lead the invasion strategy

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Lol wut?

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That’s nothing. Don’t forget the Royal Navy helped the British Empire sell drugs in the Opium wars.

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Is there a fast track status program for American Airlines?

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ACN 🐠 Anyone know if someone who left the firm between 9/1 and 12/1 and still received a bonus? If you read the policy, it states that you're technically still eligible... seems strange

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Finally got around to making a burner. Anyone want a referral to EY OTS? M&A work only from boring PMO to exciting Strategy. We have been sold out for over a year. Need more peeps. Hiring like cray.

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Canadian Big 4 consulting folks - how do you like your jobs?

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Hi ACN fish, would anybody be open to referring me for a Tech Strategy role? I have 1.5yoe in tech consulting. Finance & Comp Sci undergrad background

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Moving to the area for work and was wondering if I live off of the San Bernardino metrolink line, when I bring the train in to Union Station and then transfer to the LA metro system, will I end up ...

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What's the salary for an ACN consultant based out of New York?

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One thing I love about being pregnant is that it has forced me to set boundaries with my colleagues. It is kind of crazy how I am finally able to stand up for myself when I’m bringing life. I’m happy

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Dubai-IAD rebooked to Dubai-JFK-IAD. Added 4 hour longer layover, additional flight time from JFK-IAD + that layover time, and was supposed to be all J class but now Econ from JFK. Can I get anything?

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Is McCann WG really that bad? They’re actually hiring!

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What is a job offer you wish you had taken instead of your current role? I’ll start -

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Should I tell my client that her daughter has been using her zoom account and her display name has been changed to “da queen of ya’ll peeps” 👸🏼?

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What did you make leaving MBB after 5 years? Trying to get a benchmark for what’s reasonable

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Is mbb proportionally a better career prospect if you’re non-strategy? (E.g., ops, human cap, tech/cyber, etc.)

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Here I am stealing drinks and snacks from work to take home and we have posts complaining about feeling broke on $250k salary. 🙄😑

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What is the senior analyst salary raise in San Francisco for those who were recently promoted?

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Sitting here at msp waiting for my flight to lga. Hoping for that oversold situation

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Bad to take a vacation within first 6 months on the job or doesn’t really matter?

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About to get laid off... any tips? What should I negotiate? Any pitfalls to avoid?

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