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Husband is going to MBA in another state in a week.. I feel so sad and depressed. Ugh, anyone here experienced similar things? Any tips?

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It's not dry and dead out there. Started looking only 6 weeks back. Attended 3 interviews. Accepted one offer. Transfer approved in 3 business days. Joining Chase next week. Keep looking guys. I just went to each of the 'careers' pages.. Updated resume to match the requirements on each posting. Called out on resume that I need immigration sponsorship. Had a cover letter for each posting. Before that I spent money on getting a professional resume from Monster. Highly recommended. Good luck all.

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For those who have had babies while in consulting... did you go back to a normal travel schedule right after maternity leave? Or did you take local / internal projects for a while?

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Need help from ORD 🐠 - is there any good way to store luggage (clothes) over weekend at the airport? Can’t find good storage there. Was in the burbs this week, normally leave at hotel. Thanks 4 help!

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In search of hourly clock chime’ or bell app for iPhone. Any recommendations?

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Com'on Amex, 5x airfare only!?? You can do much better to defeat CSR!

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Have you seen the promotion potential to be better in long term projects? (Talking 2 to 5 year terms)

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Any 🐠 here who have hired a professional career coach? Thoughts on hiring one?

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How much do people contribute to their 401k? My firm matches up to 5%, but I am wondering if I should contribute more. I get this is a personal decision, but wondering how others handle it.

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Is anyone else newly pregnant (first trimester) and worried about getting laid off soon? I’m debating whether to tell HR now in the hopes that if I am let go, I have a bit more bargaining power. I don’t even know if that’s realistic. Any recommendations welcome.

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Can we receive tax exemption for tuition expenses for a part time MBA?

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Curious about comp #'s out there for anyone in a similar role...

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Deloitte fishes - 401K match? The match seems low. Are there other places you’ve found value investing your money?

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What is the benefit to me of having high utilization? Just a somewhat higher bonus in exchange for overworking myself?

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PSA on the election.

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If a small company I am eyeing is only hiring “Freelance” roles (posted jobs used to be full time before Covid), is that a bad sign for their balance sheet? And I should stay away?

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What's stopping the non mbb firms from developing cultures and perks like mbb?

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Need some thought partnership, friends. Have 2 offers - one from Comcast Business and the other from UTC. Comcast role is one step higher but I’m not so excited about the industry. Also, the UTC...

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anyone here has links to websites showing how Trump has met or failed to meet his campaign promises? I'm ok if these sources are left/right leaning. I'll take most of it with a grain of salt anyways

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