Camping and barely have cell service. Idiotically decided to check my work email. Read an email with client feedback, ten pages long. My clients are dumb AF.

Fcuk them, fcuk this. *Cracks next beer*

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+1 one for the guitar, +1 for camping, -1 for checking email, -1 for that can of swill you call beer = looks to me you're even. Time to cook something in fire or acquire a sting/bite/rash of animal origin... /jealous

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Y’all need to relax because Coors is camping beer

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Anything goes when your camping. Coors, Miller, PBR, even Bud

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I nearly ruined my last vacation checking email. Please don’t.

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The real problem here is that you're drinking piss water. 😂

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@SSA1 - now, now, don't get all millenial on us with that PBR-I-wear-skinny-jeans-and-wish-I-lived-in-Portland crap... That beer won it's 'blue ribbon' in 1893 and hasn't improved since... ;)

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SR well I'll have you know i'm firmly in the GenX generation, tyvm!

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Hahaha, thanks? 😊🙃😊

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Once, playing a home game of poker, everyone made fun of a guy for bringing Coors while they’d all brought craft beers. Do you know that everyone soon was asking for the Coors? I think because after a few IPAs you just want to drink something that won’t obliterate you.

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OP I saw the guitar and thought you wrote "Folk them" like you were gonna toss your hair back and jam out a Woody Guthrie song....

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ACD1, great advice!

Haha, judge away, friends. 🤪

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