Can all the racist on Facebook go to bed, so my BF can stop arguing with you and get off of the computer 😂

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Might be just easier to seduce him to bed, unless he is REALLY getting off to the computer

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Grab him by the...... hand and bring him to bed.

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Who still uses Facebook?

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Old people

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You entered the wrong class, this is Fishbowl.

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Facebook or Fishbowl? 🤓

Not this old person. When they fukked our election and colluded with Putin I gave them up.

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