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We had a meeting at 5 PM to n the 2nd day of school to congratulate us for going from a D campus to a C campus. 🤦‍♀️ That could have been an email.

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Ikr

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So I now have this image of an ambulance being called for the flair pen stabbing. But then the wounded teacher slips away to work in their room, and the first responders arrive to find the victim missing. The big question now is if the paramedics will search for and find the teacher or if they’ll give up quickly and go eat some sandwiches.

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Meetings are first, paperwork second, and students are third with many apologies to Gale Sayers!

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It's really serious when you're ready to do this with the Flair pens.

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