Can anyone tell a joke every once in a while? This feed is full of depression inducing posts... keep in mind people here aren't psychiatrists

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If you want a joke just look at the life of an auditor 🥲

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How did the auditor propose to his girlfriend?
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With an Engagement Letter!

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Why are auditors mean?
Because they live in an accrual world!

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What do you call a fake noodle??
🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁 🥁
An IMPASTA

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What do you call a girl with one leg longer than the other?

Eilene

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Why was the inventory manager invited to his bosses wedding?

He was the LIFO the party!

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What do you call an accountant who doesn't drink?
A liar

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What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A Meowtain 😹

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Go to accounting memes bowl

Here you go.

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Or maybe this will fit your mood.

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Why is the ocean Blue?

Because all the fish go blue, blue, blue 🐠

If you aren’t nearly suicidal at the end of March you must been the team slacker that drove all the other auditors to depression making up the workload

Is that supposed to be a joke?

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