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Can everyone stop with the united jokes already, please.

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Asking for volunteers to stop making jokes.

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I'm really disappointed you didn't go with "can we DROP the United jokes"

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This story is really dragging on.

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Ok guys let's not beat this joke to the ground

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Okay, Oscar. Looks like EY gave you a new job?

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BA1 Took me a second and then it hit me in the head

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These jokes are giving me a headache. I think I need a doctor.

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Totally onboard with that idea

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Plz re accommodate united jokes to another web site

Sincerely, definitely not Oscar

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Not voluntarily OP, you'll have to try better than that.

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I feel like I am knocking my head against a wall to get you guys to stop with the bloody United jokes.

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This is dragging on too long

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#Unitedwasrightful

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I'm guessing then you don't want to hear about their new drag and drop interface?

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Yeah OP is right. We all need to focus and try and get stronger in the gym before we board our next flight with United. No more jokes.. It's time to get jacked.

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#freeoscar

We should re-accommodate this thread to another one, immediately

We have rights you can't make us do anything, unless you count boarding a plane

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