can i train my dog to write SQL

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Maybe SQuirreL

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Datadog was founded for this very reason

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If it’s a golden retriever, probably. They’ll fetch that info in a heartbeat.

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close, a Goldendoodle

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Nope

Out of the context questions - do you use SQL in EY?

Not at EY anymore 😛

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