Can our Deloitte fish help this guy see his pay statement!?

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Bracing for a tornado of "reply all"

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This is the worst.

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Someone doesn't know the difference between a security group and distribution list in active directory

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Anyone that does not have the analytical capability to figure out what is happening when this occurs, especially someone senior, needs to be fired

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This is going to bring down our email

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Lol @the person trying to recall their response and everyone getting their recall response

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I came on fishbowl to post about this. Holy shit this is insane

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It has taken the system down. I'm getting emails sent half an hour ago just now

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Omg Santa is on this email chain. I'm ded.

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What's happening

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