Can someone please invite me to the single consultants bowl?

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Just fyi, for this bowl, you can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

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I don’t even want to know what debauchery you hooligans are up to over there

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Here’s an executive summary:
- anything and everything is a red flag and toxic
- god help you if you have a height preference (women) or a weight/looks preference (men)
- random horny “who up?” and “who’s down to chat?” posts every night

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Can you send it to me please and thanks

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