When you have to plan a sneaky escape from client site for lunch in order to avoid another day of eating cafeteria food at your desk.
That awkward moment when you're sitting in Orals for an RFP and the client says they don't understand what role you've been brought in to discuss...
Trying to convince the SM on this new engagement I'm staffed on to send me to the client in Tampa. Audit consultant = remote work 😒
When you find out your client has a better travel policy and you can book business or first from NYC - LAX...
When you have to renew your clearance only to realize this means access to client email again. At least those 3 days without access gave me a break from the noise. #sigh
2016 will be all about developing my client presentation skills. I'm using Trump as my model.
When you realize you're "going native" (aka too immersed in client culture because you sit there 100% of the time) because your colleagues call you out. #stagedintervention #goodlookingout #grateful
Full flight to client site in Vegas because of a worldwide pornstar award show. What a time to be alive.
How do I politely tell the analysts on my project that no one gives a shit about what undergrad they went to?
The two people at my client who are former consultants are literally the only people around here who have any idea how shit gets done.
You know the project is going well when even the client sponsor jokes about jumping out of the window so someone else has to deal with this shit...
When the people on your project team don't understand the concept of personal space. No, you can't come hang out in my room at 10PM. No, I don't want to see non-project text messages from you at 6AM.
The moment you walk into client site with a wet ass because the rental car seat was inconspicuously wet.
Any crazy injuries suffered at a client site? I had a vent from the ceiling fall on my head causing a concussion and large laceration on my head
Y'all ever sit near an employee at the client who is just constantly on personal phone calls being bitchy all day? I'd hate to be her husband, if she even can get one with that attitude.
PwCers: Advice on how to set up for a great career round table? Client work is fine but looking for other things. Have done some proposal work but what else should I look to do? I just joined in Oct
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Doing an online course and there's an exam. I've forgotten how to study. This is so hard.
After traveling for 3 years, so glad to be on a local role! Get to sleep in my bed every night.
Culture question for Deloitte FBers: how common is it for a coworker (at any level) to no show for a one-on-one meeting without any warning?
So pumped to be watching some NFL preseason!!
Does EY Hoboken pay less than EY NYC?
Every Sunday when I'm packing for the week, I dream about quitting my job and becoming a housewife.
can someone please recommend a good newsletter or site I can read about analytics just be abreast with the latest news, tech, tutorials and methodologies?
What's everyone heard about working for CapTech?
What would you do if clients suggested steps for a process flow are wrong, but the last time you corrected them and made changes, it caused World War 3 & you got the blame severely?
Is there negative stigma with wearing company branded clothes casually? Not anything extravagant, just a jacket with a small company logo on the arm. Don't wanna come off weird on the weekends
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