Can't believe the new law requiring all LinkedIn posts to look and read like angsty teen poetry (with a passion for entrepreneurship)

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I like it.

It kept me interested until the end.

Does this make you mad?

I’m inspired.

You’re upset.

It’s going to be a good day tomorrow.

Worry about yourself, and share your story when it happens.

I’ll be your number one fan.

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But what about those train toys though

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loved that detail, so random 😂

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#someday

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powerful stuff

This isn't very new; it's been a thing for a couple years now.

It's because of how the LinkedIn algorithm works. It will surface this kind of content more because someone told the robots that a single line is more impactful than a paragraph in grabbing attention. And the humans seem to agree, given the engagement numbers.

See how powerful my first line and this one are? 😜

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I’m disrespectful to dirt.

Can’t you see I’m serious?

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Yeah, that happened.

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Please send link to Shopify train store

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Not sure if these LinkedIn people are people or if they are

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Someday all if this will be yours... as long as you don't open up an online store to sell a very specific item to a group of retirees with disposable income. Promise not to do that and this Papa Johns will be yours!

Don't be a hater.

Is this what they call a manifesto?! Taking notes.

"Everyone loves their own brand, dont they!"
- Fat Bastard

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I love this so much!

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