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Can’t seem to stop humming to shark doo doo song 🎶 Client presentation in 30 minutes 🤭 Help!

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Well D1 thanks, I did now 🤣🤣

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Damn you, reverse psychology!

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Client shark, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo.
Client shark, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo.
Client shark, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo.
Client shark.

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Whatever you do don't listen to the remix.

Look up all the words. Usually songs get stuck in my head when I don’t know the words, oddly enough

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