Can’t wait for my kids in 20 years to come up and ask “Dad what’s GameStonk?” To then go into the 1,000 yard stare for an hour

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“Missed opportunity, Son. Missed opportunity.”

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“Dad, someone at school called me short”
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1,000 mile stare while I try and stare at the moon I’m on

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