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Lengthy, but accurate.

"Hey, so I left a few comments in the file, nothing major though.

If you could clear these comments by tomorrow that would be great.

Don’t spin your wheels if you come across any issues.

Thanks for all your hard work on this!"

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Project status meeting

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When you realize you forgot to submit all the client's e-file returns last year...

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Hey so I know I put this file together last year and told you to roll forward and spend a half hour on it but...

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“Life at EY"

Treat it as a learning opportunity

“We don’t need no water let the mother fucker burn” - Arthur Anderson

Republicans under the Trump administration

So what do I win, OP?

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