Catching a nap in the bathroom stall...

(Credit -- Consulting humor)

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We 100% sleep more (or should) than all of the other 3 professions in here.

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Just not at home 😁

Lol at the accents on finance 😂

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thanks for the credit, appreciate it! I think big4accountant posted it first, but with accountant at the end...I fixed it for him

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Anyone moved from JPMorgan bangalore to mumbai as a northIndian? Actually i am from delhi and moved to bangalore and it doesn't feel good here. I'm thinking of moving to Mumbai? please suggest me what should i do, should i move to mumbai or should give some time to bangalore ?

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Is SyneChron openly hire & fire? Do lay offs happen and how is job security?

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Crazy to think about but I gave myself a $52,000 raise in less than a year (24M)

Started January 2022 out at $68,000/year, quit that job
Started a new job in April 2022 at $90,000/year, quitting soon
Accepted a new job for December 2022 at $120,000/year

Keep growing and betting on yourself, it will pay off. Make the right connections and people will see your value.

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I can’t stop laughing at this 😆

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Hello! Looking for book recommendations for how to manage people well. I’m starting my first job soon with direct reports and I want to be a good manager because I know how bad it can be to have a bad one. I really liked Radical Candor, so looking for recommendations from other managers for books that have really stuck with you and helped. I know it’s a hard skill to learn from a book, but better than nothing. Thanks!!

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I’m a mid level engineer and my team is overwhelmed. There’s more work than we can complete in the timelines that leadership/product has committed to, which is causing leadership to override technical decisions seemingly to meet those deadlines. An example would be routing all live traffic to a feature which was not fully tested, instead of waiting until testing is complete or having that change be dormant and the feature enabled later. Has anyone dealt with this type of issue?

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What are your current professional goals?

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Has anyone ever made the transition from sales to marketing? I’ve done Business development for over 3 years now and I’m super excited to make the transition as sales is not my passion. Just curious if any classes I can take or other steps I can take to be ready for a marketing role. Thank you!

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How many meetings a week do you find necessary when there aren't any special launches and/or campaigns?

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My daily prayer: Im from NYC, and new to Florida. I’m a Paralegal, 18+ years of experience, $50k per year. I know that I can find a remote position in Florida. Thank you, Amen!

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Hi All,
Trust you are good and safe!

Currently I am working with Bank Of America with an experience of 7years & 6 months. As of now I am looking for a change.

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Hi, ladies! Question regarding merit increases, I just had my conversation with my manager and my increase for the year is just under 3%. That’s not a lot, huh?

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Uncle scar, you're so weird

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That’s not at all what we’re doing, but thanks for making us look good.

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Thank you in advance.

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Does someone have a case of the Monday’s? #backtothegrind

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When I cc, it’s never because I think it’s helpful

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imo, this is surprisingly accurate

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Me after a warm, sunny weekend in Tampa. No, I don't want to go back to cold and rainy.

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