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CD to junior team:

“If anyone tries to give you more work while I’m gone, kick them in the shins and call an adult.”

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That’s an HR violation and it may be reported. Coincidentally, I might be that person getting kicked.

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OOF SRSLY?

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My last firm there was this manager who was 45 and divorced who didn't not give 2 shts about his job

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