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Chad 2020 - Who just joined?

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Karen 2020 You keep doing just that and we will all look back in 8 years and laugh our buns off

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Rebecca 2020 - I am here to please you

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I feel like EY 2 would be fun to grab a beer with. I like your sense of humor.

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Ashley 2020 - Honestly I think it’s a bad idea.

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Sarah 2020 ok that makes sense

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Michael 2020 - Hi, Michael is on

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Anne 2020 You’re directionally correct with your conclusion.

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Jack 2020 - there is no reason that we can't go live on time

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Hillary 2020 nobody likes him...

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She beat Bernie by 4M votes. 🤔

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Alex 2020 - Oh for the love of god, Kevin.

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Joan 2020 - I don’t have anything to add.

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Alex 2020 - my apologies

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Joe 2020
The status is yellow because you can't seem to get us anything on time

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A-a-ron 2020 - Just a reminder I'm not coming in tomorrow

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Or the next day, or the day after that...

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Tony 2020 we can work with that budget!

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Jack 2020 - subject to change

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Nora 2020 - sorry I was on mute

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John 2020 - Lol, haha...sounds good

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Greg 2020 - It was great working with you

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Isabelle 2020 - I’ll take care of it

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Joe 2020 - Why do you want to do that exactly?

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Koi nahi h kya is group me

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Hey folks!! Anyone here has any idea of how much is an Experienced Audit Associate offered in the DC area?

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I’m wanted to get more into Project Management and was recommended by a friend to start off as a coordinator. I struggle with verbalizing my work value and not sure if my resume supports my strength. I feel like I’m being low balled during the interview process and not sure if it’s me or not. Any advise? Based off my experience, I believe 60k is a fair salary but am I not communicating that on my resume.

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Anyone used movers in DC and can recommend?

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Hey guys, I need 11 likes to activate DM. Could you help me with the same? I'd be much obliged and thankful. 🥹

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Anyone else hate having to ask customers to donate to charities? ...like, I get that it's for a good cause and everything, but it feels super awkward

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Anyone else with low billables this month?

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With the right lateral moves and professional affiliations, has anyone made it from below a 3.5 law school GPA to big law?

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What’s a reasonable Christmas gift for a girl I’ve been dating for less than 3 weeks?

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What is there to do today? I have no plans but don’t want to stay home

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Freelancers: how do you guys prefer to structure flat fee payments? I’m thinking about invoicing in two payments for the client to build trust since it’s my first gig with them. Smart?

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Anyone know of any stores in Chicago that buy used furniture? I have a massive and heavy executive desk I want to sell that will require movers to transfer, so I feel like I can’t go the usual routes of Facebook and Craigslist with much success. Any recs would be SO appreciated!

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Although most series are mega-productions, sometimes exceeding a cost of 30 million per episode, I dare to say Breaking Bad is one of the best series of all time with a significantly smaller budget. It's not about how much you invest, it's how you show what you do, who follows me?

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who here mines?

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Today is my first day back at work (and first full day back in my physical office) after a few weeks off for parental leave. Needless to say, I am struggling to stay focused on anything other than wanting to go back home to my spouse and child.

I know I shouldn't take an emotional temperature on day one, but it has been more difficult being back than I anticipated. Any tips for navigating the waters for the first day/week/month back?

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My mental health is not doing well.

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As an ad agency when looking for animation studios, do you usually prefer a studio who completely focuses on the Pharma and health industry or you don't mind collaborating with an animation studio who works on all kinds of stuff?

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Is there any chance I can work as an European (resident in Spain) for a US/Canadian company? Wouldn’t mind going through the hassle of doing my own taxes, as for what I know I can get much better (net) income working for an American company vs for an European company.

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Anyone workin in HCl Tmobile project?

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Missing 5am flyday

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Try not to be too jelly 😎

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Let’s take a step back

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Manager: Did you finish the task yet?
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*Me during the Nor’Easter*

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Summary for this year

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When a Partner adds one more thing on your plate at 9 PM …. which is due 9 AM

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Sign off grid

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Fake it until you make it! 😂

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Just find things or people you hate more to make peace with yourself. No one’s perfect.

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Stages of a consultant

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Happy Friday! No, I’m not going to your Friday happy hour, Bob

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Leave your SSN in the comments

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For those of us considering a career change

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Lowering my expectations from life

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Going to be a great place to work...

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A year out of undergrad at the client site like...

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Pls send the Gannt chart for the WFH and social distancing project. Thx

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Anything to earn that status and points!! Maybe a hairbun though..👱🏽‍♀️

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When I try to decide what to do on Fridays

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