ChatGPT: Write a story about why McKinsey consultants are so much more attractive than KPMG consultants

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Once upon a time, in the bustling city of New York, there were two rival consulting firms: McKinsey and KPMG. The consultants at McKinsey were known for their sharp minds and impeccable fashion sense, while the consultants at KPMG were known for their technical expertise and efficiency.

One day, a group of executives from a major Fortune 500 company were in need of consulting services to help them navigate a complex business challenge. They called upon both McKinsey and KPMG to present their proposals, and the executives were immediately struck by the contrast between the two firms.

The McKinsey consultants arrived in sleek suits and polished shoes, their hair perfectly coiffed and their smiles radiant. They presented their proposal with confidence and charisma, highlighting the value they could bring to the company through their innovative thinking and expertise in the industry.

The KPMG consultants, on the other hand, arrived in more casual attire, their focus clearly on the technical details of their proposal. They presented their case in a straightforward and factual manner, highlighting the expertise and experience they could bring to the company through their data-driven approach.

Despite the impressive presentation by KPMG, the executives were ultimately swayed by the charm and charisma of the McKinsey consultants. They decided to hire McKinsey for the project, and the McKinsey consultants went on to deliver impressive results, earning the admiration and respect of the executives and the company.

From that day on, McKinsey consultants were seen as the more attractive option for consulting services, thanks to their combination of intelligence, expertise, and charm. KPMG, while still respected for their technical skills, could not compete with the allure of the McKinsey consultants. And so, the tale of McKinsey's attractiveness over KPMG was born.

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Looks like PwC 1 don’t have much time to read this long conclusion, better keep an one liner.

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You have too much time on your hands, bud.

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G1 yeah this literally took < 10 seconds

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Is there even a question?

Why are NFL players more attractive than Fan Controlled Football League players?

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Stop, stop! He’s already dead 😂

So no lap dances! Point noted 🥲

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So that's how you trick ChatGPT

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😂😂😂 wow

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🤣So this is why there's a jam on ChatGPT.

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That app is hilarious

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In B4 someone claims that ChatGPT sounds salty it got rejected by McKinsey…

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