Hate it when internal PMO asks me to update my workplan-which should be 1-2hrs but is actually a 5-8hrs job. Let me do my fucking job! Client wants me to get shit done not trackers and it's not urgent
Anyone else cringe at how often every new client product or creative idea is "really fucking cool"...
Anyone ever look around the client office, find someone your age looking through Reddit aimlessly and think "fuck they're so lucky"... I do the same thing when it's 4pm and he's packing up to leave
Pulled off of an interesting engagement to fill in for a resource on leave. Ends up being basically a staff aug and because I'm local they want me onsite even though it's a remote project. Fuck
Oh! Another personal project with Trump.
Opened drawer at my client site desk and found 5 old ID badges in the back. Googled the names - all from other consultancies. Graveyard? Should I get the fuck out of this place?
Im one of the few traveling people on my project. SO gets jealous when I have dinner with team members of the opposite sex. How do I explain that it's normal in consulting?
Cute girl sitting next to me at the bar at W but she's so into her nook that she won't look up. Yes I'm still at a client site :(
If Trump was a consultant. Client: can you deliver this? Trump: I'll tell you at that time. I'll keep you in suspense
Senior simply copy pastes my work and sends it to client. What the fuck is this? I don't understand how incompetent some people can be
Chances I could tell my client to fuck himself without getting fired? Would only do it verbally, not via email.
A friend’s OPT expires today. Her H1 got picked but she’s still waiting for approval. Company has already told her that she can work from India on Indian payroll for the US based client.
So the VP of HR at my client was caught with a prostitute in his office this past weekend. Booooom!
Partner just sent an internal email telling other partners that the client can pretty much fuck off for their absurd demands. Mad respect for PPED.
What’s your favourite food to order at client site (e.g at their canteen or online)? Mine’s Indian Food- Dosa and Lentil Soup!
Is there any coming back to agency life after starting your career on the client side? #askingforafriend FML that friend is me 😨
FB guys-need advice here. On a demand client and intense travel. Asked husband to DTD over weekend, to which he responded that we need intimacy, not scheduled sex. Asked him to define intimacy (cont)
Which one of y’all has “Ketamine” as a client? Currently they’re on the radio (Chicago) and I got this Reddit ad yesterday. Seems like a fun client.
Today in a presentation, I said look at the cell in column BJ and the all three members of the client company burst out laughing. I'm glad to see I never have to grow up
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What's the typical salary analysts who get promoted to consultant? I've heard a few figures and beginning to think they low balled me as a direct hire consultant
When your front desk hotel peeps are like family and they send hot tea to your room without asking and go get vapor rub and cough drop for you when you are sick. :-)
What skills or certifications are good for management/strategy consulting? I have signed an offer to join a good firm as a MC/S consultant and I am just wondering what kind of things I should learn to have a good start. I am already pretty good at Tableau and Microsoft Offices (Word, PPT, etc). Anything else are good for a consultant? Python? CFA?
Bain local model: how does it work? Can you stay in Boston, for example, and focus on healthcare clients? How about the need for travel as you advance to Partner level?
How can one renew their Indian passport in India while on a vacation here with no current address?
KPMG - have a friend interviewing with partner and managing director for sr. ASc/ manager roles. All behavior - does anyone have examples of what type of questions and style these interviews are?
Joined an industry job and feeling kind of… bleh? Hours were not as promised, have a different manager than expected, and feel not supported in remote environment.
Has anyone taken or know anyone who has taken LinkedIn's Excel assessment test for their interviews?
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