Client got a fidget spinner today. So annoying

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Tell your client that he / she is about 6 months late to the game

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Is your client a 12 year old?

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This means war. OP, you go for the noisemaker

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U get Flamethrower

Your client is about 6 months late to the party

SC1, I missed Musk’s flamethrower

You got a nerf or BB gun, at the least

My client gave the entire team fidget spinners about 8 months ago. Ironic gifting.

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