Client provided this today. I'd say this step is SLIGHTLY antiquated.

When it's your second day on the project and you already get screamed at for trying to be helpful

Choosing to be homeless for the next 3 months. Pad rented out to airbnber. Hopefully my project will keep me on for that time. I’m single, no kids and homeless. And loving it. #homelessconsultant

When you realize half this job is swatting sh.. out of the way so you can focus on the stuff that actually moves the needle for the client.

Week 3 of 12 week project. I cherish the 3 days at home :)

Today's meeting with the client, "... ultimately we would need the solution. You need to grab this by the b....neck" *awkward silence* *faint snigger* Me - I get the girth of the situation now...

When you recycle 14 decks to come with up with 1 deck and send it to your client to blow him away

What are the best or worst client quotes you've heard this year? Mine is 'stop trying to be logical, there's nothing here that follows logic." Full stop.

New in consulting and on the beach after my first 6 month long project. Makes me wonder if I bombed it? Anyone ever had those thoughts?

Just saw two ambulances outside the Chipotle next to my client site, but E. coli be damned, I just got off a 2.5 hour call and need a f***ing burrito. I'm taking my chances.

When the client doesn't need results until Wednesday but your manager wants it done by Sunday night. #overambitiousmuch

Having a crush on the senior on your new project... Until he says the F word.... (Fiancée) #foreversingle

Talking to a principle/senior manager who wants to sell work to a high tech client but the client told him that all the consulting methodologies you sold are too old school.

How do I politely tell the analysts on my project that no one gives a shit about what undergrad they went to?

Does anyone use a portable 2nd monitor with their laptop at the client site?

Your strategy to maintain attention to detail with tight client deadlines and pressure?

Started a new project this week. Staring at my computer screen doing online trainings all day like 😳🔫

Trying to roll off a never ending project makes me feel a lot like Dobby, just trying to find my Harry Potter to trick my master into giving me a sock.

The moment you walk into client site with a wet ass because the rental car seat was inconspicuously wet.

Anyone ever encountered someone being fired while billable for another few months at least? I thought it was so odd the firm wouldn't wait and put client through that

When the client expects something to be done in 10 weeks but tells you everyone on their side is part time on your project...

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Alright what are the best halloween costumes to parade around the office in? 🎃

When you're dressed like a bum and an AA gold tries to check you for boarding position. Oh wait I got upgraded and you didn't.

Frustrated I didn't get the 100k Amex plat offer before they pulled it. How often does that come around?

When you recycle 14 decks to come with up with 1 deck and send it to your client to blow him away

If you marry a girl from a different culture, do you learn the language??

Approached by a recruiter from Arthur D Little. Any reviews? What kind of culture/work? How is it considered in the market? Wondering if it would be a step up or step down from Deloitte.

Manager: "You understand what you're doing?" Me: "Yes." Me internally: "I have no idea what the hell Im doing."

I just want a guy who understands the travel and late nights at the office. And can maybe cook me dinner. And can make out with me a little. And won't get mad at me when I fall asleep to Netflix.

Do any other firms offer pension like EY does? And what are the terms? I know EY recently changed the retirement plan but we are still fully vested after 5 years

When you're at a bar and all you think about it "y'all don't have no clearly defined business processes " #consultantproblems

Would anyone in Finance Management Consulting be willing to provide referrals? Actually would like to learn how Finance consulting works in other firms.

How you know we have a new start class: people with EXP try to stuff over packed bags that won't fit in the overhead bins and fail.

I’m an HC Consultant with 5 years experience making $104k in Dallas, TX. Experienced hire, non-target school, no MBA. Am I being paid fairly?

Now that I’m back to work after a lovely week off, I realise how important LIFE is (there is more to life than just work)

Thinking of transitioning out of consulting to an industry but don’t know where to start