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Client recognized me in the adjacent bathroom stall by my shoes, asked how the key deliverable was going...not sure what's more awkward, that he asked or that I provided a status.

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Hope you told him it's looking like shit.

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Maybe by deliverable he meant the poop you were delivering

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Did you give him the finger signs under the stall that got that congressman arrested at that airport?

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You should have said ..... " Hanging in there "

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This just means you have dope shows

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Screw always having an elevator pitch ready. Always have your shit pitch ready.

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I think you should have responded with a thunderous fart

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Haha can't stop laughing !! Rofl

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The answer to this is, unambiguously, that you gave him the deliverable status.

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Glory hole ... shoes my a55

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I don't like the smell of this post, OP. Are you certain that you aren't just shitting us here. .

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*shoes

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What!? You're generalizing this. He's is a big selfish guy, but not all of us are like him. I would never do that

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😂🔥

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💩💩

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I woulda said "it's going good" while farting loudly at the same time

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Has to be a ladies' room. And we don't talk while doing in the stall

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P1 FTW 👏

@p1 I missed this. What're you referring to?

Eeeeeeeew!

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