Client sent me a deck. They're all Jpegs of slides on a slide... 😩 #help

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Suicide is painless

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I wonder if clients are really that stupid or if they just like fucking with us

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"Please convert these images so they can be manipulated. Thanks."

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Jpegs aren't as bad compared to 100+ small text boxes per slide.. those take forever to edit/manipulate

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If client doesn't have ppt copies just send to graphics. Don't tell me Big D doesn't have shared service centers

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Yo dawg I heard you like slides so I put slides in your slide so you can edit them while you go fuck yourself

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Lmao

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Did you reply asking if they have a soft copy?

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That's a brilliant troll

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OP, don't kill yourself. My comment is the title of the M*A*S*H theme song. Hang in there ✊🏼

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Oh god that's so rich

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SC1 - exactly!

😂😂😂😂😂😂 that sucks!

Not a troll at all. Still working on the damn slides.

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