Client site has cheddar ruffles lying around and I'm tempted every time I walk past it 😓

When you hear your manager discussing how he "isn't too thrilled about the idea of a project in Dubai..." And you fight the urge to jump up and down screaming "PUT ME IN, COACH! PUT ME IN!"

When your client sponsor was previously a consultant and thinks they can manage your team 🐢

One consultant I know married to freaking client.. Not from my firm !

Spot check. Is this even English?... "Scope out the genesis of the project"

When you email a deck to the client and someone forgot to take off a former client’s name in the template footer. #askingforit #catchmeifyoucan

Is it true that EY is saving on travel costs by parking motor homes outside client sites? Genius!

Flying from my client site to Kentucky for the Taylor Swift concert. Nothing like getting ready for a concert at the airport...

On the bench and anxious! Does everyone have a project lined up immediately after a project ends even if that project weren't the top choice?

What are some of the oldest tools or technology you've seen at your firm or a client that needs desperate upgrading?

Have a strong feeling the lead on my current project is about to be replaced. Laying low.

When a client changes their mind about a model you're running without telling you and then sends a ranting email as if they did #oblivious

That awkward moment when your client whips out an electronic cigarette and starts puffing away mid presentation.

Opinion: relationship (unspecified degree of commitment) with someone on your project team...yea or nay?

Choosing to be homeless for the next 3 months. Pad rented out to airbnber. Hopefully my project will keep me on for that time. I’m single, no kids and homeless. And loving it. #homelessconsultant

What's more common for you? 1. using network to get on a project you really like. 2. HR staffs you on something without any prior communication.

My team of 10 is located in 2 countries and 5 cities. Oh and we never physically meet the client either they are in the 6th city. So much For being a collocated agile team. Sigh! #hownottodoagile

There are three aspects of project satisfaction: 1. The work you do. 2. The people you work with. 3. The location Pick two.

What matters more to you? Promotion or gaining experience from the project you are on?

When a client wants to bitch about the rest of the organization for 45 minutes after a Steering Committee meeting

I just got on a project that requires me to be remote. I feel like this is will limit my impact and stunt my career growth and I'm looking for Senior this year. Any advice? Can I avoid the project?

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