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Hi all , can we buy the laptop from Nagarro after detachment from client , if yes how to proceed for this , is asset management team allow this ? Nagarro

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Any tips for helping to get operations work recognized? I’m officially in ops but cover programs, business, and catch-all organizational needs. In the last year we rebranded and scaled 500% (staff, program offerings, funding) and I was the sole employee covering organizational ops at 100% during that time. When I proposed a title and compensation review, I was told I didn’t achieve enough impact. Unfortunately skills in project management and operations are not weighed heavily in comp reviews.

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Do you know any project name as 'twix' is present in cts?

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After clearing written test in Accenture ,HR is not scheduling interview for long time. Can anyone help in this if there is any openings in your team/project?
YOE: 3.7, Technology Stack: Devops,aws

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Who is hiring atm? Would love some insight on how to transition into tech/consulting. 8+ YOE in Mgmt: TA, People Ops, Project/ProgramMgmt and I’m ready for a new challenge remote pref.

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Hi all,

I am data engineer with 3.8 YOE. I have offers from Accenture (11.5), tcs (11 LPA), wipro (14 LPA) and Publicis sapient (15 LPA).

Now I'm not so good at coding.

But confused bw
-->joining sapient for the sheer fact they would give me a big data project for sure but I fear that they may fire me for my sub par coding skills.

--> joining wipro for the job security, but fear thay if I don't find any big data projects, they may put me in testing/support.

Can someone help in choosing ?

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What is the situation citiustech regarding bench

how time it takes for a person to get in project ?

I 3.1 YOE in java backend

Please post your Samsung-client horror stories- I'm trying to convince my boss to not put me on the account. My agency just won an RFP with them. I worked on the account at my previous agency and it wrecked almost every aspect of my life.

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Ingredients for an upcoming project. Can you guess what I’m making?

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I answer to two people, the General Counsel and CEO, however, they do not get along. I am often caught in the middle, one will want me on one project, the other on a different one. It’s becoming a bit of a hostile work environment at times…

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I am having doubts regarding shifts in project and job role in Societe General.Can I ask these questions to HR or it will lead to closure of my candidature as they might feel he is having issues with this?

Hi fishes, I completed 1 year at Capgemini(fresher). Worked on one project for 5 months without billable from client. Now they released me from that project and soon i will get another project at my preferable location. My concern is from the joining date to till date (1 year passed) I didn't get any billing as I worked only 5 months on a project, so is it like my 2 yrs bond aggreement is not started? I heard from someone that once you get billable then only your 2 year bond starts. Pls tell me.

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Hi Accenture fishes,

How difficult is it to find a project in accenture for a new joiner as well as while changing projects??

Accenture

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Hi All,
I'm a Business Analyst at SAP and a Project Management aspirant. New here, and need your help.
Say hi to me with your likes..

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If you're only a SC, and you bring a client into your firm, what type of compensation would I be looking at for doing so?

I work at B4, and I'm curious what the benefits are outside of a good review.

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Has anyone ever been to an agency employee retirement party? Growing old within an agency doesn’t seem possible these days, client-side is what everyone says but that’s not a clear path in my mind

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Thinking about transitioning from web and digital experience manager for a software company to cybersecurity.

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Anyone workin in HCl Tmobile project?

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Partners / MDS - Have any of you stayed with the same firm from analyst to Partner/MD? If so, what made you stay despite probably receiving offers for more compensation? Also, what benefits are there to staying in consulting your entire career?

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The HR said that BNP PARIBAS will blacklist me if I decline the offer.
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