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Client switched to single ply toilet paper. Fuck that

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Probably due to our recommendation

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I believe cheap toilet paper is a violation of the Geneva Convention

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Single ply????? That is unacceptable

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One wipe Charlies. Dollar Shave Club.

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Bring some from hotel. Rookie.

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They must've thought you worked for a tier 3

What is this public high school??

Buy charming and expense to them

Y'all need to step up your baby wipe game. Amateurs.

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Baby wipes wet your ass and then you put your undies on. Still gotta wipe with the single ply dude. The struggle is real

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