Client: “Why don’t we just hire a wedding photographer to do our industrial factory shoot?"

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We sent the estimate for a 4-day shoot with buy outs and an expert photog for $100k. That’s an incredible deal. Client shows estimate “to a friend in the business” who told him to ask why we couldn’t use a wedding photographer and videographer for half the cost. True story.

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