COME ON DPW! SHOW MILBANK WHOS THE BOSS! YOU CANT LET PALTRY INFLATION ADJUSTMENT BE THE NEW SCALE! SHOW THEM V25 YOU TRUMP INFLATION AND YOU TOP IT WITH SPECIAL BONUSES BASED ON YOUR [8M] PPEP!!

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This is everything

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WHEN THEY GO LOW DPW GOES HIGH GO GO GO

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I approve. 🤞🏻

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I heard Milbank's management committee said that DPW didn't have stones or resources to come over the top, apparently the MP even called Niel Barr a poor man's Jeff Bezos with an emphasis on poor. Also heard that the word "chicken" was used.

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Cite your sources, A8 lol I want to believe…

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Is this like fantasy sports? 😂

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COME ON NOW DPW! YOU HAD A WHOLE WEEKEND TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH $M YOU WILL BE LOSING WITH ADDITIONAL RAISE, WHICH WILL EFFECTIVELY BE LESS THAN FIVE FIGURE CUT PER PARTNER IN THE WHOLE NEW WORLD OF 7-8M PPEP!

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Wow can’t believe Steptoe and Fried are running laps around the V10s this time around lol *continues to check firmwide email folder every 2 minutes*

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Not what is happening. Cheaper/poorer firms insta match in a futile attempt to standardize market before anyone raises a second time and for short term publicity

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HEAR, HEAR!

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Pls top w/spec bns. Tks.

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Energy!!

Maybe also throw a little to your clients for, um, goodwill or something. (I can dream, right?)

What clients get right now is our working round the clock to close their deals which we just want to say no to and let them be SOL scrambling to find a competent law firm with availability lol.

Maybe next year if the shoe is on the other foot!

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Shut your pie hole I’m trying to get some DPWs in the door for some of that recruiting bonus

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