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You know your work life balance is bad when ...

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When the hotel in the client city sends you a Christmas card

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Actually: when they send you a Christmas present to your home address and you recognise the odor of the hotel

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When you take out your computer in the waiting room at urgent care.

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Was laying on a gurney in the ER after what I thought was a heart attack (flase alarm) got my laptop out waiting to be discharged. Nurse saw me and was like WTF are you doing.

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Here I’ll go first: ..when your dog doesn’t know you

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😢

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What is this "life" you're talking about? Is there an engagement code for that? 🙄

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You overhear your daughter playing with the family in her dollhouse, and the first thing she does with the daddy is make him leave the dollhouse to “catch a flight”

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Wow my heart just threw up a little

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when instead of home keys you try using hotel key to get in your house.. 🤦‍♀️.. it happened to me for real. Adding to this when you can’t remember your home address while ordering uber as you have been out of town for more than a month and just remember hotel names. 🤦‍♀️

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I’ve gotten into my condo elevator and typed the floor I was in at the hotel ....

When the doorman at your NYC building doesn’t know you and when you answer “I’m Jen’s husband in apt xx”, he replies “Jen doesn’t have a husband” and calls upstairs to confirm who I am

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This happened to me over the holiday when our poor doorman had no idea there are women consultants. He thought my husband was an independently wealthy single parent.

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When you are in consulting

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Yes

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You make slides drunk from a Vegas hotel while on PTO...

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I so hope you threw in a couple Vegas Easter eggs

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This thread is the reason I’m quitting

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This comment of mine really blew up 😂😂

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When you use the acronym WLB

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@BA2 Work Life Balance?

When you moved into your apartment in august and still don’t know the names of the surrounding blocks

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At home, you pick up the phone on your nightstand to order room service.

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We still have a POTS line for two reasons:

1) When our kids were young, my wife did not want to give up real 911 service where they would reliably know our location.

2) Now she works from home and does conference calls and webinars regularly, and does not trust the quality of VoIP or cell service.

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True story: I took my kids to a Halloween party. When we arrived I got a “quick question” call from the client. We all stayed in the car for the next hour. Happy Halloween kids!

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Got a call from a partner in China while at a New Years Eve party at about 11:30. I wasn’t on on the project just advising.

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When you spend time in the client bathroom commenting on Fishbowl.

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I’m currently using my bathroom breaks to run in place for a couple of minutes to get me steps in. Gotta sit and ppt for 12 hours and still be healthy. 🙄😬🤫

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When you have to put your local grocery store in google maps because you forgot where it was

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Shit guys, all these posts about health issues: please take care of yourself

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When you have to block time on your calendar to use the bathroom

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When you WFH in west cost (to take care if few personal things that involve visiting govt offices before 5:00 pm) but have client in east coast and you dial into the call before brushing, 5:00 am. You also can’t log off early because now that the client is gone, your east coast team hogs all your time well into the evening. Nothing on that to-do gets done.

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When ordering an Uber home in your home city and you manually enter your hotel address.

When you get into your hotel room late Sunday night, settle into bed, think “ahhh..I’m home” and immediately go through the following progression upon realization: ..😴.........😳.....😱...🤯....🤦🏼‍♀️

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when you wake up in a hotel room and forget what city you are in

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Has happened a few times. It can be a terrifying feeling of WTAF am I??

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Any MBB / OW / SKP 🐠 here and willing to share post-MBA Consultant salary range? TIA!

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Anyone recommend any volleyball leagues / social sports in and around UES?

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1) Principal bizops engineer (level 5) in MasterCard Pune with 43 fixed+20% variable
2) Senior Manager - QA DevOps (band 50) in Yodlee Bangalore with 47.27 fixed + 10% variable + 3 lakhs joining bonus + relocation assistance on actuals

Which one should I Join? YOE - 14.5 years
Skills - DevOps

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Sometimes I scroll through here and see posts that easily could have been written by me, and I just hope my seniors aren’t scrolling through thinking the same 😬

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Does anyone have a promo code for SHRM membership? (Not renewal). I have tried multiple codes I found online, and none work. Thanks

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How much CTC can one expect for a senior product designer role with 6 yoe at a mid scale start-up ?

What do you think about monkeypox so far? Curious to get this community's opinions

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Good morning! Is anyone in a Risk Management Role currently?

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Slightly off topic but my cousin wants to do a legal English course in London this summer. She studies corporate law in a non-English speaking country. Any recommendations for schools?

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Here's why more waves are coming, and un-avoidable. On an average, during 2007-08 recession, consulting companies had to let go 10-25% of their staff. look at the curve, it could be easily 15-40%

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Deloitte 🌈🐠 - raise your hand if you are going to DU this week!

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Hey, what are some healthcare certificates/diplomas that I can get quickly?

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Does anyone have any insight on the Selendy & Gay case study portion of the callback? Not substantive legal analysis, but what was the actual structure like?

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Guys - can anyone share earnings at BDO and RSM at 1-5 years of partner experience. Trying to negotiate with one of these firm and will be helpful to know.

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I was interviewed for a major tech player in the hospitality industry, had 2 interviews which for the first one the recruiter was late, and didn't confirm the interview while I emaild her to make sure I do have an interview. When she attended she said that there was no point of responding my email as we are meeting anyway. Later on I had 2nd interview with the hiring manager. After 45 minutes she said they will let me know...

2 months later and I am still waiting...

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Can anyone tell me about the Houston housing market? What are the up and coming areas?

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What percentage of time do you feel in control of everything and what percentage of time do you feel like you’ve lost your mind? About 50/50 here.

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No hike letters today? For anybody?

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How does one buy ETH thru a ROTH?

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And with that mouse click, the 6 figure student loans are paid off. F you Fedloan, and all of your BS over the past 3 years. Freedom!

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How do you speak up in client meeting if you don't know anything and are just busy taking notes?

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Star Wars or Star Trek? Discuss.

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What are some good bars / clubs to check out in Ocean City, MD?

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How does severance typically work when you get fired? Is it a lump sum?

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Does anyone at Deloitte GPS like their job? Please share some positives before I hit accept...

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Has anyone else had experiences with a client presentation going bad? What happened and how did the client react?

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Anyone taking PTO? Worried about utilization dropping, but have so many hours accrued from last year that I'll end up losing

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That sheep in the Accenture ad though....gets me in the feels every time!

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Experiencing significantly more back pain since the last month. The work setup hasn’t changed. It’s a generic desk, footrest and ergonomic chair. Suggestions welcome on what I can add to my setup to make it more comfortable. I do take breaks and stretch once in two hours.

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🐠 🐟 Share your amazing hotel stories . I miss business travel … last time I met a client face to face was in Feb 2020. My most amazing hotel stay was in Toronto June 2018… checked into a Westin hotel and I was upgraded to a presidential suite ! I couldn’t believe it until I went to my room .

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I am a developer in Advisory practice and thinking of attempting CFA just because ppl say it's challenging. will it add value to my profile or useful to my career?

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Is it reasonable to elbow bump (vs shake hands) on interview day?

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Does anyone else use OneNote? Been getting a bit overwhelmed recently and my lack of organization is starting to catch up with me. Trying to find better ways of taking, storing and organizing notes I take.

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Roommate: why are you getting out your work laptop... ; Me: I have a 10:00 call ; Roommate: you should have plenty of time to prep in the morning ; Me: 10:00 p.m.

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Bainies: best time to do PEG rotation?

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Post-MBA, 5 weeks into consulting and I hate the weekends. It means I’m one week deeper in the job, and therefore performing another week lower than the level I’m expected to perform at. I have fucked up so much (led a disastrous client meeting, mistakes, slow to answer Qs, etc). My boss is picking up that this isn’t a “new” issue, its a me issue. I try my best to improve but I still feel so anxious, to the point that I started crying at my desk. What do I do? Anyone here quit within a month?

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Anyway to change expenses after they have been submitted and deposited in your account. Submitted some to the wrong client code

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I just found out I was promoted… in October. In November, my project ended and I was told I’d be fired if the client didn’t have another role for me. Am I crazy or is flip-flopping like this kind of ridiculous?

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I had 200% utilization for the two weeks for the month. Will hat get flagged for something? Honestly worked all those hours and am burnt out too..

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