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You know your work life balance is bad when ...

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When the hotel in the client city sends you a Christmas card

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Actually: when they send you a Christmas present to your home address and you recognise the odor of the hotel

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When you take out your computer in the waiting room at urgent care.

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Was laying on a gurney in the ER after what I thought was a heart attack (flase alarm) got my laptop out waiting to be discharged. Nurse saw me and was like WTF are you doing.

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Here I’ll go first: ..when your dog doesn’t know you

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😢

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What is this "life" you're talking about? Is there an engagement code for that? 🙄

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You overhear your daughter playing with the family in her dollhouse, and the first thing she does with the daddy is make him leave the dollhouse to “catch a flight”

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Wow my heart just threw up a little

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when instead of home keys you try using hotel key to get in your house.. 🤦‍♀️.. it happened to me for real. Adding to this when you can’t remember your home address while ordering uber as you have been out of town for more than a month and just remember hotel names. 🤦‍♀️

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I’ve gotten into my condo elevator and typed the floor I was in at the hotel ....

When the doorman at your NYC building doesn’t know you and when you answer “I’m Jen’s husband in apt xx”, he replies “Jen doesn’t have a husband” and calls upstairs to confirm who I am

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This happened to me over the holiday when our poor doorman had no idea there are women consultants. He thought my husband was an independently wealthy single parent.

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When you are in consulting

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Yes

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You make slides drunk from a Vegas hotel while on PTO...

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I so hope you threw in a couple Vegas Easter eggs

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This thread is the reason I’m quitting

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This comment of mine really blew up 😂😂

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When you use the acronym WLB

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@BA2 Work Life Balance?

When you moved into your apartment in august and still don’t know the names of the surrounding blocks

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At home, you pick up the phone on your nightstand to order room service.

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We still have a POTS line for two reasons:

1) When our kids were young, my wife did not want to give up real 911 service where they would reliably know our location.

2) Now she works from home and does conference calls and webinars regularly, and does not trust the quality of VoIP or cell service.

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True story: I took my kids to a Halloween party. When we arrived I got a “quick question” call from the client. We all stayed in the car for the next hour. Happy Halloween kids!

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Got a call from a partner in China while at a New Years Eve party at about 11:30. I wasn’t on on the project just advising.

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When you spend time in the client bathroom commenting on Fishbowl.

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I’m currently using my bathroom breaks to run in place for a couple of minutes to get me steps in. Gotta sit and ppt for 12 hours and still be healthy. 🙄😬🤫

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When you have to put your local grocery store in google maps because you forgot where it was

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Shit guys, all these posts about health issues: please take care of yourself

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When you have to block time on your calendar to use the bathroom

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When you WFH in west cost (to take care if few personal things that involve visiting govt offices before 5:00 pm) but have client in east coast and you dial into the call before brushing, 5:00 am. You also can’t log off early because now that the client is gone, your east coast team hogs all your time well into the evening. Nothing on that to-do gets done.

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When ordering an Uber home in your home city and you manually enter your hotel address.

When you get into your hotel room late Sunday night, settle into bed, think “ahhh..I’m home” and immediately go through the following progression upon realization: ..😴.........😳.....😱...🤯....🤦🏼‍♀️

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when you wake up in a hotel room and forget what city you are in

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Has happened a few times. It can be a terrifying feeling of WTAF am I??

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Is it worth to join tcs for 8.5 years QA guy for 14.5L package?

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Any agencies in LA in need of a freelance strategist to add to your roster? Background of account and strategy, organized and self motivated. I'm extremely good at jumping in and out as needed. DM me!

Sharing some thoughts I’ve had lately:

The end of my suffering occurs with the death of my ego. I am reborn when I surrender to life exactly as it is, right at this moment (and it’s always “this moment”). I can begin to grow when I either accept life as it is, or I change my life because I can’t accept it. The better I become at surrender and acceptance, the more I experience serenity. After a long enough time I realize I’ve had a spiritual awakening. Now I am peace / joy / love.

☮️ 😊❤️

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Anyone know of any freelance data gigs? Or places to find some?

Know a few folks from Marriott and IHG who got furloughed. :(

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Hi everyone I’m new here to share my side gig, if you are in need of proofreading and editing contact me ❤️

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Anyone have three kids and working in big law? I just found out I’m pregnant with no. 3 and it’s been a lot trying to juggle morning sickness, but based on my experience, I know this is only the tip of the iceberg of what’s to come. My husband and I are elated, but the anxiety of being a mom of 3 kids and working in big law is preventing me from truly enjoying this news. It would be good to know what it’s really like having 3 kids so that I can evaluate how long I really have left in big law.

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Hello Fishes,
Since IBM is splitting into Kyndryl/ NewCo, how does one know what he/she is going to be part of ? Does anyones offer letter mention Kydryl specifically ?

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Hello, I recently took a Sales Director position/promotion with a startup that didn’t tell me they were in financial trouble before hiring me… they’ve been late on my last 4 paychecks. Anybody know of any opportunities for a sales manager? Please help.

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Hi. After an H1B petition is withdrawn, who receives the notice of revocation? Beneficiary or petitioner? And if the beneficiary has another approved I-797 and the notice of revocation is not received by them, does that cause issues at the border at the time of re-entry?

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Hi, which company I should join?

BNY mellon
state street corporation
Broadridge financial solutions

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What are your agency’s policies regarding COVID? BBDO is still having us come in. My specific team mandates us to “come in but don’t sit remotely close to anyone”. It’s a bit nonsensical/shocking...

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Anyone tried Suistudio? Are the measurements/sizing online exact? How is the quality? Looking to buy something that is final sale so no returns.

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Deloitte USI Hi If you are learning US CMA or USCPA . Can you share your online access to the study platform. Some are online class right . The papers you passed I will see those videos only. I am not ready to pay before knowing the course is for me or not. Of you help it will be good. EY. KPMG. CPA. CMA. Deloitte USI. Deloitte

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A google recruiter reached out to me for Head of Program Management role, it is a role where I lead a team of Program Managers. Is this an L7 role? Assuming that is is non-tech, what is the expected total comp range for such roles?

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I'm a software engineer, and I've been working remotely for my entire career. I love the flexibility and autonomy that remote work gives me, but there have definitely been times when it's been hard to feel like I'm on an even playing field with my colleagues in the office.

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is Deloitte USI calling all people at base location from June 2022?

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Please DM if interested asap

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How is the IC community within Guidehouse, specifically the data analytics service line?

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How much WIPRO pays to B3 band on H1B for tech lead in US onsite for city Minneapolis.

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What’s a typical salary range for a Strat & ops role (mid level company) after 2 years in preMBA consulting?

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Darkwing Duck, let's get dangerous!

Anyone in eyp restructuring willing to refer?

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You know how they say nothing tastes as good as skinny feels? Wrong! 🍛

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Wonder what the new name will be for Facebook. Might not be able to call the FAANG anymore, might end up being BAANG....

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FB needs a poll option...that is all

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I have an external hard drive from years ago that stopped working. Anyone have success stories on how they fixed theirs?

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Has anyone here worked at KKR or Blackstone? What has your experience been like? Asking for a friend.

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Just walked into the kitchen at the client and was hit with some nostalgia - someone warmed up a wild berry poptart in the toaster

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I mean, who doesn't love the no-notice friday email from client saying call me now

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Few things better than a Friday when you can just roll out of bed and walk two steps to the hotel desk to work, while I wait for room service bacon and waffles!

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I just signed an offer letter yesterday and today some guy called me about joining his project. Is that normal?

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Where can a lady get a good looking, modern, matched suit? I mean honestly.

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Just got an Apple Watch and kinda meh about it. I miss my Fitbit. Anyone else love/hate theirs?

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I've worked at the same engineering firm for 4 years. I'm currently making $161k with only a $750 bonus, but excellent vacation (4 weeks, cash out anytime, rolls over indefinitely), 45 hours a week. I have an interview with a recruiter at Guidehouse this week for a Technical Project Manager role. It seems to be focused in the government space and requires a security clearance. What sort of salary and benefits could I expect for this sort of role at Guidehouse?

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Thank you consulting life for all the gray hair creeping in. 😂

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If you got your MBA, were most of the students interested in startups sponsored or already wealthy? I have a feeling that startups / entrepreneurship in MBA school is not for the middle-class

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What are good emails subject lines for "Thank You and I'd like to follow up"

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Really starting to feel chunky and not a delicious double stuffed Oreos kinda way. Thinking of hiring a personal trainer or going back to crossfit. Anyone ever done both and which one did you prefer?

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Living and working in ey McLean office?

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