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You know your work life balance is bad when ...

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When the hotel in the client city sends you a Christmas card

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Actually: when they send you a Christmas present to your home address and you recognise the odor of the hotel

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When you take out your computer in the waiting room at urgent care.

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Was laying on a gurney in the ER after what I thought was a heart attack (flase alarm) got my laptop out waiting to be discharged. Nurse saw me and was like WTF are you doing.

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Here I’ll go first: ..when your dog doesn’t know you

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😢

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What is this "life" you're talking about? Is there an engagement code for that? 🙄

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You overhear your daughter playing with the family in her dollhouse, and the first thing she does with the daddy is make him leave the dollhouse to “catch a flight”

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Wow my heart just threw up a little

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when instead of home keys you try using hotel key to get in your house.. 🤦‍♀️.. it happened to me for real. Adding to this when you can’t remember your home address while ordering uber as you have been out of town for more than a month and just remember hotel names. 🤦‍♀️

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I’ve gotten into my condo elevator and typed the floor I was in at the hotel ....

When the doorman at your NYC building doesn’t know you and when you answer “I’m Jen’s husband in apt xx”, he replies “Jen doesn’t have a husband” and calls upstairs to confirm who I am

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This happened to me over the holiday when our poor doorman had no idea there are women consultants. He thought my husband was an independently wealthy single parent.

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When you are in consulting

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Yes

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You make slides drunk from a Vegas hotel while on PTO...

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I so hope you threw in a couple Vegas Easter eggs

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This thread is the reason I’m quitting

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This comment of mine really blew up 😂😂

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When you use the acronym WLB

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@BA2 Work Life Balance?

When you moved into your apartment in august and still don’t know the names of the surrounding blocks

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At home, you pick up the phone on your nightstand to order room service.

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We still have a POTS line for two reasons:

1) When our kids were young, my wife did not want to give up real 911 service where they would reliably know our location.

2) Now she works from home and does conference calls and webinars regularly, and does not trust the quality of VoIP or cell service.

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True story: I took my kids to a Halloween party. When we arrived I got a “quick question” call from the client. We all stayed in the car for the next hour. Happy Halloween kids!

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Got a call from a partner in China while at a New Years Eve party at about 11:30. I wasn’t on on the project just advising.

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When you spend time in the client bathroom commenting on Fishbowl.

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I’m currently using my bathroom breaks to run in place for a couple of minutes to get me steps in. Gotta sit and ppt for 12 hours and still be healthy. 🙄😬🤫

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When you have to put your local grocery store in google maps because you forgot where it was

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Shit guys, all these posts about health issues: please take care of yourself

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When you have to block time on your calendar to use the bathroom

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When you WFH in west cost (to take care if few personal things that involve visiting govt offices before 5:00 pm) but have client in east coast and you dial into the call before brushing, 5:00 am. You also can’t log off early because now that the client is gone, your east coast team hogs all your time well into the evening. Nothing on that to-do gets done.

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When ordering an Uber home in your home city and you manually enter your hotel address.

When you get into your hotel room late Sunday night, settle into bed, think “ahhh..I’m home” and immediately go through the following progression upon realization: ..😴.........😳.....😱...🤯....🤦🏼‍♀️

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when you wake up in a hotel room and forget what city you are in

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Has happened a few times. It can be a terrifying feeling of WTAF am I??

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MBB folks, I’m a Product Manager (non-tech company) and interested in working at MBB.

Which level/role does MBB can offer me ?

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Annual review advice?
I feel very secure in my long-term employment and am doing very well. I work at a midsized boutique with a generally solid culture. I’ve been described as “rising star/golden child” etc., glowing reviews. The thing is that I’ve had a tough year with absent mentors, low interaction/training (there are extenuating circumstances with my SA.) Do I mention what changes I need to see to stay here? Or just go along, accept my good reviews and bonus, and keep my head down?

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If there are any recruiters out there looking for a SE with 5 YOE 3 of them as a SE in the digital identity/authentication space , feel free to reach out to me .

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Going for an extreme makeover. Hair is currently shoulder length , looking to cut (almost like Victoria Beckham) dye it blonde, whiten teeth, tan and tortoise shell glasses. Should I?

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Anyone go through background screening with HireRight? I submitted my background check on Monday, and they literally couldn’t verify 2 of my employers , the first employer being my current one! Wtf is going on? I had to get my w2’s and patchchecks to validate, but I am hoping that my background check doesn’t take longer than a week…curious if anyone has gone through HireRight before

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Any recommendations on brokering app (features and fees included) for trading in India’s stock market ? What has been the experience on signing up to these from out here in US?

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Good brands for rain boots?

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Larsen & Toubro Infotech Any idea about bench connect meeting in LTI and What will be discussed in general?
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UBS Can I take back resignation in UBS? I want to negotiate with my Manager and if he agrees, I will take my resignation back.

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Does anyone have experience in BD/AM at Seargin from Poland? Culture, Salary?

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What is job security in hexaware for Devops roles? Anyone please

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Currently I work for a small company that does the construction of small cell utility poles and roof top sites for the major cell carriers like VZW, T-mobile, AT&T and so on. I am a project coordinator but I do everything under the sun. Created project tracker. Submitti bids, sourcing material, negotiating price on materials, handling post construction inspections, scheduling sub contractors, notifying stakeholders, coordinating with construction managers - property owners - building management.

What skills would you say are transferable from public accounting to management consulting, specifically change management?

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I am from GDS consulting.
I joined from another firm to GDS when I just became a CA with a 42 percent increment from my peanuts in oct 2020 . That got revised by 24 percent in oct 2021 and now by 10 percent in mid year. A lot of my colleagues became managers. They might be getting 18 lakh plus. One of the senior 4 like me is getting 2.5 lacs more than me.
I am not saying that I have the best package, but I remember where I came from. Things have could been better, but they are not bad either:)

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Pls forgive me if this is inappropriate to ask - How can we find out if we are at the peak of fertility or slowing down? Who do we talk to? How do we bring up this conversation? Is this a service covered by insurance? I'm not trying to start a family yet but would like to get an idea of where my body is at before making a decision. Is that the right step?

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What kind of training would you like to go on given the chance? Looking for some inspiration

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It appears EY is fixing the higher-than-expected retention issue by throwing the Elite Group training in Tax. Good strategy EY!

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Any of the firms here in Toronto do much Growth Equity due diligence or tech m&a / strategy work or is it’s mostly US? In venture capital now want to explore going back to consulting but keen to stay close to deals and the tech ecosystem

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Besides having a great book, what else can senior level creatives do/say to convince potential employers they’re ready for the ACD level?

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How to get a decent post in Microsoft without a degree even if you have knowledge

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For EY-Parthenon, how much does your home office location matter? (the office you're linked with)

Any suggestions on locations? Thanks

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Left suit jacket in Uber...

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How do you judge when to leave a company for something better if you never burn out or hate where you are?
My specific situation: 4 years out of undergrad with Slalom, I like my job/coworkers and am making solid money but am starting to be qualified for interesting/lucrative exit ops. Not trying to grass-is-always-greener myself out of a good thing and I'm in no rush to leave, but how do I know when it's time to take advantage of other opportunities? Would love any advice from older folks!

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Any idea of Deloitte's policy for booking AirBnB instead of a hotel room?

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Accenture what is the difference between the consulting development program and the strategy analyst development program?

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Has anyone filed taxes in 2+ states on TurboTax​ or the like? How much did it cost you?

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Hi 🐠- looking for some advice. I was offered an hourly contracting position ($71k) working as a sub to Deloitte doing PMO work. I am currently at a small firm making $55k with 1YOE. Is this move worth it? TIA

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Had a meeting with my counselor yesterday and I got a 2. She thinks I should've gotten a 1 but with this new YE format, she could not suggest/defend a rating. Bummer!

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Looking for some material for a crash course in IT strategy consulting - books article etc. any recommendations would be appreciated

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Those who have undergone layoffs... Our fallen sisters and brothers... What are the plans now? Would be especially interested in hearing from those not planning to go to another consulting firm.

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Tell the truth: are you more productive at home than the office? How much more? How about your coworkers? Are they more productive in your estimation? And lastly, your whole team - is it more productive in a remote environment?

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Do you think consulting industry might layoff people due to the coronavirus economy collapse.

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ACN people who do the ESPP: do you do the max contribution? I'm enrolling for the first time and it just seems like a lot of money to take out each month lol

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