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You know your work life balance is bad when ...

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When the hotel in the client city sends you a Christmas card

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Actually: when they send you a Christmas present to your home address and you recognise the odor of the hotel

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When you take out your computer in the waiting room at urgent care.

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Was laying on a gurney in the ER after what I thought was a heart attack (flase alarm) got my laptop out waiting to be discharged. Nurse saw me and was like WTF are you doing.

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Here I’ll go first: ..when your dog doesn’t know you

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😢

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What is this "life" you're talking about? Is there an engagement code for that? 🙄

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You overhear your daughter playing with the family in her dollhouse, and the first thing she does with the daddy is make him leave the dollhouse to “catch a flight”

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Wow my heart just threw up a little

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when instead of home keys you try using hotel key to get in your house.. 🤦‍♀️.. it happened to me for real. Adding to this when you can’t remember your home address while ordering uber as you have been out of town for more than a month and just remember hotel names. 🤦‍♀️

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I’ve gotten into my condo elevator and typed the floor I was in at the hotel ....

When the doorman at your NYC building doesn’t know you and when you answer “I’m Jen’s husband in apt xx”, he replies “Jen doesn’t have a husband” and calls upstairs to confirm who I am

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This happened to me over the holiday when our poor doorman had no idea there are women consultants. He thought my husband was an independently wealthy single parent.

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When you are in consulting

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Yes

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You make slides drunk from a Vegas hotel while on PTO...

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I so hope you threw in a couple Vegas Easter eggs

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This thread is the reason I’m quitting

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This comment of mine really blew up 😂😂

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When you use the acronym WLB

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@BA2 Work Life Balance?

When you moved into your apartment in august and still don’t know the names of the surrounding blocks

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At home, you pick up the phone on your nightstand to order room service.

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We still have a POTS line for two reasons:

1) When our kids were young, my wife did not want to give up real 911 service where they would reliably know our location.

2) Now she works from home and does conference calls and webinars regularly, and does not trust the quality of VoIP or cell service.

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True story: I took my kids to a Halloween party. When we arrived I got a “quick question” call from the client. We all stayed in the car for the next hour. Happy Halloween kids!

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Got a call from a partner in China while at a New Years Eve party at about 11:30. I wasn’t on on the project just advising.

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When you spend time in the client bathroom commenting on Fishbowl.

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I’m currently using my bathroom breaks to run in place for a couple of minutes to get me steps in. Gotta sit and ppt for 12 hours and still be healthy. 🙄😬🤫

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When you have to put your local grocery store in google maps because you forgot where it was

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Shit guys, all these posts about health issues: please take care of yourself

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When you have to block time on your calendar to use the bathroom

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When you WFH in west cost (to take care if few personal things that involve visiting govt offices before 5:00 pm) but have client in east coast and you dial into the call before brushing, 5:00 am. You also can’t log off early because now that the client is gone, your east coast team hogs all your time well into the evening. Nothing on that to-do gets done.

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When ordering an Uber home in your home city and you manually enter your hotel address.

When you get into your hotel room late Sunday night, settle into bed, think “ahhh..I’m home” and immediately go through the following progression upon realization: ..😴.........😳.....😱...🤯....🤦🏼‍♀️

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when you wake up in a hotel room and forget what city you are in

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Has happened a few times. It can be a terrifying feeling of WTAF am I??

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Anyone knows about orange business services, how is WLB, job security,Work Culture.. Need to decide in two days.


Please comment if you have any Idea... It will be very helpful for me.

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Hi All,

I have offer from Accenture with 15.5 LPA with 21percent VPA including 3.25 L variable pay. The pay is for Level 10 and domain is SAP, YOE is 4.6. So what is the pay range for Level 10 and I do have counter offer so can I negotiate further with Accenture.

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How many emails and/or Slack messages do you receive and respond to on a typical day? My employer wants everything answered within 24 hours but in reality responses need to be made almost immediately. This makes getting back on task and being productive almost impossible when there are constant interruptions. Any advice on this or asking for accommodations? I think my best option is to change jobs.

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Currently resigned my job as a Test Engineer without a plan B (because my actual plans fell through). My primary work experience is in Manual Mobile Application Testing, Test Planning, Blackbox testing and API testing. Where do I go from here?
What skills can I learn to prove to be a more worthwhile candidate?

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I am working on a ground breaking SaaS eco-friendly based company. I am looking to expand my ecosystem in order to gain insight full/determined professionals to be apart of a globally impactful head runner that will generate longevity in an underserved niche market.

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VMware is hiring for multiple roles
DM or share resume
sgaurav2109@gmail.com for referrals.

Java
Python
C/C++
Golang
Dotnet
Frontend
Fullstack
Tech support
Analysts
Automation testing

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Do you need to retain ALL the formulas I’m BEC ?

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Hi all this is my second week with Deloitte, I wanted to ask how long does it usually take to go from consultant to senior consultant ? I’m apart of Cyber GPS

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Hi my IBM sharks !
With reference to creating a tax saver FD for tax exemption under Section 80C for FY 2022-23, what is the last date by which we need to create the Tax Saver FD and upload it as investment proof on IBM Tax declarations portal?

I know that in December we need to upload the investment proofs, but do we need to get the Tax Saver FD created before that?

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We have a feedback type of platform at my work where you can request feedback, and give it.

Your manager is able to see the feedback that you receive... My manager requested feedback from me...

Salary for first year worker comp at a midsize PI firm? I’m currently in law school in Arizona and they are paying me $25 an hour and want to hire me on but I don’t know the salary.

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Hi everyone,
Is fire engineering a good field to be in? Can someone tell me about the pay scale, growth opportunities and the future scope of fire/Safety engineering?
Asking for a friend who’s done mechanical engineering and is thinking of specializing in fire eng

Thank you

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Anyone have any recommendations for sports bras for larger breasts, but smaller band size? Finally tipped over the edge in band size and need to replace my current one 😂

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What can you say about Armstrong’s New Zealand. Particularly Peugeot dealership?
Has anyone worked there?

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Any Strategy& 🐠 here?
Has there been any change in date of joining for incoming FTs or interns?

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Do you have a LinkedIn? Do you think it's useful to have one?

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So I finally found time to have a haircut today but I can’t stop thinking about how a woman cut my hair. As a Muslim male, is it ok to have a non-mahram woman cut my hair? What do you guys think?

Thoughts on the future of Cyber Threat Intelligence as a specialization? Is it a discipline that will continue to grow?

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Hello Everyone
I am looking for a job opportunity as a data/business analyst in Bengaluru. I have 6 months full time experience as a data analyst.

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Any insight on pwc cloud and Intel automation practice?

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Good bike brands for 6 yr boy. Budget 100-200. Is it better to order and assemble or buy from walmar or cycle store directl

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I feel like I am getting more judgmental and a bit less compassionate as I get older. Can anyone relate, and any tips to help stop this way of thinking?

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Is this a good time to switch to Strategy& ? Hearing about recent layoffs at Strategy& and partner vesting in May'18. Currently a Manager at Deloitte & offered Engagement Manager at Strategy&.

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I feel like I’m in the twilight zone seeing all this turnover/layoffs and practitioners firm jumping

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How is everyone planning for potential layoffs?

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Do you think consulting industry might layoff people due to the coronavirus economy collapse.

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How do you assert dominance to a client and persuade them your work is legit/correct when they aren't willing to take the time to read it? 23yrold.

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I take the water bottle off the FC armrest (where Delta puts a bottle for each person), stuff my bottle in the seat back pocket, and the dude next to me proceeds to put his drink down in that spot!?!

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I slouch a lot, even in a decent office chair. Any recommendations to improve posture and sit up straight? Do I just need to strengthen core/back?

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Tell the truth: are you more productive at home than the office? How much more? How about your coworkers? Are they more productive in your estimation? And lastly, your whole team - is it more productive in a remote environment?

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How does severance typically work when you get fired? Is it a lump sum?

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And with that mouse click, the 6 figure student loans are paid off. F you Fedloan, and all of your BS over the past 3 years. Freedom!

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Does McK have a corporate card, and if so do they make you use it for travel? Likely starting there soon and wanted to see if it was worth keeping my current card since yearly renewal fee is coming up 😅

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When do you know it's time to leave consulting?

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Does anyone have base + bonus expectations for an Alix Partners SVP in TRS?

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Book recommendations. Your favorite -
1. Autobiography/Biography
2. Self Help
3. Financial Literacy
4. Non-Fiction (not from 1,2 or 3)
5. Fiction
Go!

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Are any top consulting firms hiring for experienced analysts currently? I know ACN and some others are cyclical for resources 2-3 years out of college, but I’m looking to make a move sooner than fall

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Going into Senior Associate offer negotiation with PwC London UK, what is the normal base salary expectation? Or even total salary expectation?

I was going to ask for 56k

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Feeling really burnt out, on H1B. Can't just take a break from work, also no utilization in this environment is detrimental. What can I do?

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