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Round 2

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My favorite sibling and I exchanged all social media passwords so whoever lives longer can have fun responding to posts/messages as the other chilling in the after life. We both relinquished creative freedom to choose Heaven or Hell.

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My sister has all my passwords except Reddit. Don’t really care about that account.

Had an interview in a city I had a client. Reimbursed my travel expenses to client per usual and also expensed the same flight and hotel night to company I was recruiting with since they thought I was traveling to that city. Hello $1200 tax free.

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Pppffft P12. This firm has a total lack of integrity towards our clients and our staff. So...precedent has been set

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I wore an ankle cast/boot just to make sure I had priority boarding for a long flight.

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I still haven’t opened my computer in a week and I’m still not on vacation.

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Me too

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I’m operating at 30% efficiency on most Fridays and I know most people can tell but I don’t care.

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I’ve been on the bench for 4 weeks. I haven’t really been trying that hard to get off of it. I’ve gotten really good at Rocket League

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I never graduated college. Took a summer job and never left. Fast forward 16 years I’m in the same place as grads who started the same time as me and everyone assumes I did!!

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I regularly use my dinner expense to buy gift cards.

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Just make sure it's not an even number and you'll be fine. Get a gift card for 28.33. Will be hard for audit to find. If they do, that's some bad luck.

I feed my kids McDonalds.

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Oreo McFlurrys are great

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I spend 90% of my time at work tricking people into thinking I know what I’m doing

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Mentor me

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I pet my dog throughout the day when I work from home

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Guess who pet his/her puppy today!

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I use my sick days as vacation days

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Mental health days are a necessity!

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I’m kinda sad I can’t use my favorite fun fact ‘I have 3 nipples’ in the work place.

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My good friend does too. We both ask “Will there and ‘even’ or ‘odd’ number of nipples at the event?” so we know if the other is coming.

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I’m using my maternity leave to job hunt and plan on quitting before I finish.

Last project when i was about to roll off, I just stopped showing up at the office...no one asked any questions.

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If anyone needs a new grandmother, P7 probably has one for sale

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I mean... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217074/I-grandmother-eBay-joke-says-10-year-old-Zoe-bids-hit-20-000.html

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Putting in my two weeks notice after I get back from vacation.

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M3 the vacation has been booked for several months now

I saved a lot of my per diem this week and blew it on a $200 dinner by myself last night when I got back to my home city.

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It’s not against the rules if you get a true per diem (cash per day to spend on food as you will). It is against the rules if you have a daily spending limit. But it’s also a client by client, project by project scenario. If the partner doesn’t care it’s not a big deal. My teams frequently have 1-2 nice dinners a week over the limit and then a few cheap nights.

I forgot I was on a Skype call with a colleague and while browsing mails on my cell said out loud “well he’s not my client so he can su*k my di*k” 🤫

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I’m hiding from my wife upstairs searching FB

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I am not sure I’m capable of love

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Damn this just got real. What makes you think that? We’re all capable of something.

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Just ordered another cocktail just to eavesdrop on the bar convo next to me.

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8 yrs in Industry. 6 mo+ in consulting. No t sure I like this yet. What makes you guys tick? What are the pros of consulting?

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This is more of a message. Can we get some closure people we want to know what happend!

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Best shops for creatives in Berlin and Amsterdam?

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RFE REASON: GGlaw not sharing RFE Reason on my H1 change of employer RFE, shouldnt a beneficiary get to know the denial/RFE reason. Anyone in same boat?

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Any views on which consulting firms sponsor EMBA either partially or full and what’s the criteria. Also, do they do it for Manager and above grades?

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To my Accenture folks, do we have therapeutic services / contacts in the dc area? Is there a telephone option?

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I'm 25 and this morning I had a panic attack because how old and unaccomplished I feel Always thought I'd doing something and accomplishing some stuff by this age... Yet I'm working 24/7 for a job

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Let’s talk about independent consulting opportunity. As an individual could make decent hourly. But what’s the strategy to leverage this (e.g. hire and bill them out)...

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Has anyone considered financial services advisory at the big 4 coming from a controllers role at the bulge brackets? Heard pay is closer to 6 figures if not over it. Pros and cons?

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Deloitte Consulting completed layoffs?

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What are some supplies/experiences that make you feel nostalgic about school? I was thinking about pushing tv carts and overhead projectors today.

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I am a recent grad with B.S. in IT, concentrating on cybersecurity. I have received two offers, which I am trying to decide and would like to get your advice.
Deloitte vs Geico Leadership Dev Prog

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Is 6months in a new agency too early to ask for a pay raise or promotion?

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How did you develop mentor relationships with partners? I lateraled as a 5th year and don’t think I’ve made a single mentor at my firm in the last two years. I did have a solid mentor at my old firm.

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Left consulting after a year and want to leave new industry after being here only 6 months. Too soon to start looking? What’s the best way to approach this?

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Team saw my half sleeve for the first time last week at an event at Top Golf and a SM said it was unprofessional. I’m 26/M and white and it’s a Japanese style to honor my grandma (full Japanese). CONT

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Sources or references available on operating model/business processes specific to health plans (for example: sales and marketing, provider management)?

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Are there any layoffs at your workplace due to the impact COVID-19?

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What are your thoughts on the role org dev and OCM can play in police departments today? Has anyone heard about existing OCM consulting projects for police institutions? What do you think needs to happen to create lasting change?

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