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My favorite sibling and I exchanged all social media passwords so whoever lives longer can have fun responding to posts/messages as the other chilling in the after life. We both relinquished creative freedom to choose Heaven or Hell.
My sister has all my passwords except Reddit. Don’t really care about that account.
Had an interview in a city I had a client. Reimbursed my travel expenses to client per usual and also expensed the same flight and hotel night to company I was recruiting with since they thought I was traveling to that city. Hello $1200 tax free.
Pppffft P12. This firm has a total lack of integrity towards our clients and our staff. So...precedent has been set
I wore an ankle cast/boot just to make sure I had priority boarding for a long flight.
I still haven’t opened my computer in a week and I’m still not on vacation.
Me too
I’m operating at 30% efficiency on most Fridays and I know most people can tell but I don’t care.
I’ve been on the bench for 4 weeks. I haven’t really been trying that hard to get off of it. I’ve gotten really good at Rocket League
I never graduated college. Took a summer job and never left. Fast forward 16 years I’m in the same place as grads who started the same time as me and everyone assumes I did!!
I regularly use my dinner expense to buy gift cards.
Just make sure it's not an even number and you'll be fine. Get a gift card for 28.33. Will be hard for audit to find. If they do, that's some bad luck.
I feed my kids McDonalds.
Oreo McFlurrys are great
I spend 90% of my time at work tricking people into thinking I know what I’m doing
Mentor me
I pet my dog throughout the day when I work from home
Guess who pet his/her puppy today!
I use my sick days as vacation days
Mental health days are a necessity!
I’m kinda sad I can’t use my favorite fun fact ‘I have 3 nipples’ in the work place.
My good friend does too. We both ask “Will there and ‘even’ or ‘odd’ number of nipples at the event?” so we know if the other is coming.
I’m using my maternity leave to job hunt and plan on quitting before I finish.
Last project when i was about to roll off, I just stopped showing up at the office...no one asked any questions.
If anyone needs a new grandmother, P7 probably has one for sale
I mean... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1217074/I-grandmother-eBay-joke-says-10-year-old-Zoe-bids-hit-20-000.html
Putting in my two weeks notice after I get back from vacation.
M3 the vacation has been booked for several months now
I saved a lot of my per diem this week and blew it on a $200 dinner by myself last night when I got back to my home city.
It’s not against the rules if you get a true per diem (cash per day to spend on food as you will). It is against the rules if you have a daily spending limit. But it’s also a client by client, project by project scenario. If the partner doesn’t care it’s not a big deal. My teams frequently have 1-2 nice dinners a week over the limit and then a few cheap nights.
I forgot I was on a Skype call with a colleague and while browsing mails on my cell said out loud “well he’s not my client so he can su*k my di*k” 🤫
I’m hiding from my wife upstairs searching FB
I am not sure I’m capable of love
Damn this just got real. What makes you think that? We’re all capable of something.