Confession - back in January my girlfriend and I got KBBQ in k-town NYC. I got really sick from it and needed an emergency bathroom but we were out walking in the streets. I couldn’t find a public restroom for the life of me. I did my best to hold it for 40 minutes while we rode the subway. My gf and I parted ways and I made it to the shuttle on my way to grand central thinking “if I can just make it to grand central, I can use a public restroom”. Anyway, I JUST missed the shuttle departing

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From Times Square, and get this hopelessness feeling washing over me. I felt so much pressure building up inside of me. I was pale as a ghost. Sweating. Already had some slight leakage. Since I just missed the shuttle, no one was around. I lowered my pants and exploded into the garbage can right outside of the shuttles

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Same SM1! Lmao

These are the types of confessions this bowl was built on and what we should get back to hahaha

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MCBGA

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True confession. Thank you 😂

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Just go on the street. I’ve seen tons of people do it

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Did you wipe

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No

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Thank you for this! Happy Friday!

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OP: why didn’t you pop into a bar, buy a cheap beer, and then proceed to nuke their toilet?

“Slight leakage” 🤣🤣🤣

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Did you tell your gf about this? Are you still together?

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I just laughed out loud

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