Confession: I just took a 10 minute surprise zoom call with a taco in my hand. I couldn’t put it down or else it’d fall apart so I just held it while I talked. I thought it was off screen but someone mentioned in a confused tone “Um, is that a taco in your hand?” Yup, yup it is. It’s lunch time, mind yo business 🌮

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Missed opportunity to say you don’t wanna taco ‘bout it 😫

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OMG I'm dying

OP: "...provide a robust synopsis for high level overviews. Iterative approaches to corporate strategy-"

Client: "Is that a taco in your hand?"

OP: "I don't want to taco bout it. So anyway, iterative approaches to corporate strategy foster collaborative thinking..."

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Taco in hand is the new power pose.

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Shoulda taken a bite after being asked a question to assert dominance.

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I once did this while eating an ice cream cone. It was a little afternoon pick me up but I felt super self conscious licking an ice cream while on camera. It was messy.

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This is exactly how I felt!! I would look unhinged trying to eat a messy taco on camera

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How did the taco hold up? Is it okay? 🥺

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It fell apart a bit but I had a fork ready for getting the bits that fell out 😂

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If I someone was holding a taco on a call I’m on I would think that’s awesome

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Damn, I'd totally eat that thing and just talk between bites. Interrupt my lunch with a surprise call...

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I accidentally took a surprise call in a bathing suit today. Thought my camera was off, nope

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How is it lunch time already

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Slumming it in a subway in SF. Very far off from lunch time for me. Have another one on my behalf.

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😤tell ‘em 🧐

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Mate
Assert dominance. Take a big bite and say yes

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