Confession, I’m the office flirt. I don’t want any of the girls but I flirt with them all

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Good chance they don’t want you either

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Yes poor me ☹️

I was too! Except I wanted all the girls, which put me in trouble a few times 😅

And now I’m alone 😭

Solid advice oh wise one

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“I’m the office flirt” says local office creep.

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Yes none 😏

Where you at HR?

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Is cost of living high or low in the Friend Zone?

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I’m seeing other girls, so probably high for them 🤣😉

I’m sure at least one of them is flattered by the attention. The rest of us:

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It’s never just the one, you flirt but then you get caught up with the others. So technically the ignoring doesn’t happen on purpose, there’s just alot of others to talk to…..

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OP flirting: “hi. tehehehehe”

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Hahaha that’s me in my head lowkey

Is this what they teach at Deloitte University?

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I’m supposed to be nominated soon, see you there 🫣

Hahahaha savagery I like

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Keep doing what you do Deloitte. You keep us entertained 🙏

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Trust me, they don’t want you either.

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Yes I trust you strange internet person

PRO TIP : Don’t get your meat where you get your bread

You can literally get both at a grocery store

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