Confession: I've been dating this guy for a couple months. I went out with him initially thinking he was a catch but later just kept dating him because I'm bored and he takes me out/drives me places.
I was feeling guilty until I realized his attitude is so sanctimonious about "bagging" me and now I have zero guilt.

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“Drives you places”? Are you 14?

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Sounds like community service 😂 but no really, don’t lead him on if you don’t like him. It’s not right.

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Lol no I know 😂 I haven't pulled the plug yet but it took me quite a while to realize this even, more thought it made a solid confession for this bowl

Tell him you “bagged” a male model and will no longer require his chauffeur services 💁🏻‍♀️

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That's a good one

What is bagging?

Oh I love a man with confidence 🧐

Sanctimonious about bagging you? I don’t understand.

The tone and overall attitude, acting like he was somehow better than everyone else as a human as a result. Tied it into all his self development blablabla. It was a moment of realization for me, I'll tell ya that.

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